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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Just missed a call from an 01273 number, checked it out, highly likely the number belongs to Greenpeace, beware, charities are after your cash.
 

Pow-Lo

I am Grasshopper!
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That's where the Sky Talk Shield comes in very handy. The scuffers and bullshitters hang up when the automated voice asks them to identify themselves.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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That's where the Sky Talk Shield comes in very handy. The scuffers and bullshitters hang up when the automated voice asks them to identify themselves.
Paid a fortune for these phones that are supposed to ask caller who they are, don’t appear to be working.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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It’s in my phones ‘guardian” I think it is, but it has to be switched on first to work.
 

Nige F

Been there, and had one
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I really enjoy getting these calls... Ask them to hold the line they soon go away. Accident claim ones are the best... Lead them on with accident details then tell them the accident actually was I'd shit myself and does that count
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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I used to have fun sometimes with the "I'm from Microsoft, you have a virus" ones.

String them along for five minutes then say "do I need to actually be at my computer?"

Another few minutes and say "it doesn't seem to do anything when I press those keys, should I switch it on".

At that point they're getting annoyed but can't stop as I may really be that daft and so easy pickings.

I'm really good at daft! :)

Once the PC is warmed up I let them talk me through the DOS box display and read the line to them that proves I have a virus..

At that point they get annoyed as the penny drops when I explain every pc in the world will display that in a dos box in response to this keystrokes.
 
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