The Deli lama
The more people I meet the more I realise how sane I am & the more looney they are.
You could be right or it could be I’m less tolerant of bullshit.No mirrors in your house.
I think it's an age thing, we see through the bullshit.
I asked a colleague why they voted for Tony Blair, the reply “cos he’s got a nice smile”I worked in a technical college.
Education doesn't solve the problem.
Some odd colleagues.
A friend voted against a motion at a union meeting. I was dumbfounded, afterwards I asked him why. Because she voted for it......
Obviously he must've thought you looked like someone who would be well aquainted with it.I know some decent people but still much prefer dogs
Things that have been boiling my piss lately would take up a couple of pages here but this short conversation from a couple of days ago stands out
I was rushing to pick the little one up from school as she wasn't very well when .............
Knobhead, (whistles) "oi do you know where the probation office is"
Me, "no mate I don't have a clue, sorry"
Knobhead, "you must know, i'm late"
Me "how the fuck would you being late make me know where the fucking place is?"
Knobhead," err you must know"
Me, "already told you I don't & i'm busy now fuck off !"
And with that he wanders away in the exact opposite direction of the probation office as I found out later
If had known where the place was & he hadn't whistled me like some dog I might have told him but probably not as I didn't like the attitude