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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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The more people I meet the more I realise how sane I am & the more looney they are.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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No mirrors in your house. :aplastao:
I think it's an age thing, we see through the bullshit.
You could be right or it could be I’m less tolerant of bullshit.
Yesterday I was helping Bev with some shopping in B&M, we were second in line for the tills when two women in their 70’s appeared from an aisle & bent down to talk to the baby in a pushchair with the woman first in the queue, the first woman went to a till & the assistant said to the two women “you can start loading your shopping” I moved in front & started unloading our shopping, one of the women said “excuse me, but we were next” I said “no, you pushed in” she turned to her friend & in a sarcastic tone said “ooh, we pushed in” she then said to me “where’s your Christmas spirit” I replied “ask me at Christmas” she turned to her friend & said “I’m glad I don’t live next door to him” I replied “not as glad as me, I hate bad manners”
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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I worked in a technical college.
Education doesn't solve the problem.
Some odd colleagues.

A friend voted against a motion at a union meeting. I was dumbfounded, afterwards I asked him why. Because she voted for it......
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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I worked in a technical college.
Education doesn't solve the problem.
Some odd colleagues.

A friend voted against a motion at a union meeting. I was dumbfounded, afterwards I asked him why. Because she voted for it......
I asked a colleague why they voted for Tony Blair, the reply “cos he’s got a nice smile”
 

slim63

Never surrender
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I know some decent people but still much prefer dogs ;)

Things that have been boiling my piss lately would take up a couple of pages here but this short conversation from a couple of days ago stands out

I was rushing to pick the little one up from school as she wasn't very well when .............

Knobhead, (whistles) "oi do you know where the probation office is"
Me, "no mate I don't have a clue, sorry"
Knobhead, "you must know, i'm late"
Me "how the fuck would you being late make me know where the fucking place is?"
Knobhead," err you must know"
Me, "already told you I don't & i'm busy now fuck off !"

And with that he wanders away in the exact opposite direction of the probation office as I found out later :)
If had known where the place was & he hadn't whistled me like some dog I might have told him but probably not as I didn't like the attitude :mad:
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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I know some decent people but still much prefer dogs ;)

Things that have been boiling my piss lately would take up a couple of pages here but this short conversation from a couple of days ago stands out

I was rushing to pick the little one up from school as she wasn't very well when .............

Knobhead, (whistles) "oi do you know where the probation office is"
Me, "no mate I don't have a clue, sorry"
Knobhead, "you must know, i'm late"
Me "how the fuck would you being late make me know where the fucking place is?"
Knobhead," err you must know"
Me, "already told you I don't & i'm busy now fuck off !"

And with that he wanders away in the exact opposite direction of the probation office as I found out later :)
If had known where the place was & he hadn't whistled me like some dog I might have told him but probably not as I didn't like the attitude :mad:
Obviously he must've thought you looked like someone who would be well aquainted with it. :couch:
 

Pow-Lo

I am Grasshopper!
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Since I've been working in a shop I've realized there are some very strange people around
You mean you needed to get a job in a shop before you realised there’s some strange people about?

Oh, and there’s no ‘z’ in ‘realised’.
 
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