• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.50 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Cougar377

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Somebody's been putting acid in the water supply again.....
 

Pow-Lo

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You fell into my trap, the unobtanium is nothing but a placebo, distributed by my ancient order of other realmly chipmunks who are masters of the dark arts.
Ah, but you've fallen into my trap. My Astromunks from the fourth dimension of the Outer Munkscillian Realm have spread these rumours by one-way telepathic transfer. Our unobtanium is very real.
 

derek kelly

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Ah, but you've fallen into my trap. My Astromunks from the fourth dimension of the Outer Munkscillian Realm have spread these rumours by one-way telepathic transfer. Our unobtanium is very real.
You have fallen into the trap of believing that I’ve fallen into your trap, my chipmunks have chips planted in their heads that makes it impossible to brainwash them, your unobtanium is actually made out of marzipan.
 

Pow-Lo

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You have fallen into the trap of believing that I’ve fallen into your trap, my chipmunks have chips planted in their heads that makes it impossible to brainwash them, your unobtanium is actually made out of marzipan.
You have fallen into the trap of believing that I've fallen into your trap of believing that I've fallen into your trap believing that you've fallen into my trap. My unobtanium alters it's molecular structure at a cellular level to give off the appearance of marzipan. It even smells like it. However, it's actually shark-infested, and the ravenous Nobbys will teleport to the immediate vicinity of your Ninja 'munks and have them on toast with Marmite.
 

derek kelly

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My chipmunks often disguise themselves as Marmite, giving them an advantage over unsuspecting overweight sumo munks
 
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