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Cougar377

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Not only that but the very best part, glorious Devon where men are men and the sheep are, well, frankly.
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.Frightened to death:oops:.
Is that cos you put them in pasties..?
 

derek kelly

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I may make some pasties this weekend & get my daughter to Devonianise them as she’s a Janner
 

Pow-Lo

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This is an ultra modern up to date state of the art acid that turns unobtanium to southern lager.
This is a state of the art unobtainium that balances the pH of modern acids. It is no more effective than lemon juice which, admittedly, is stronger than southern lager.
 

derek kelly

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This is a state of the art unobtainium that balances the pH of modern acids. It is no more effective than lemon juice which, admittedly, is stronger than southern lager.
This acid is no ordinary acid, oh no, it is an ancient acid that constantly evolves & can be trained, there is nothing in this World or any other World that is impervious to it, prepare for your bloated munks to be turned to mush.
 

Pow-Lo

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This acid is no ordinary acid, oh no, it is an ancient acid that constantly evolves & can be trained, there is nothing in this World or any other World that is impervious to it, prepare for your bloated munks to be turned to mush.
Just as well my unobtanium is from a different realm that can only be accessed by dark magic that can alter the flux of the space time continuum. This unobtanium is alive and can alter its molecular structure in less than three tenths of a nano-second. My sumo 'munks are invincible.
 

derek kelly

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Just as well my unobtanium is from a different realm that can only be accessed by dark magic that can alter the flux of the space time continuum. This unobtanium is alive and can alter its molecular structure in less than three tenths of a nano-second. My sumo 'munks are invincible.
You fell into my trap, the unobtanium is nothing but a placebo, distributed by my ancient order of other realmly chipmunks who are masters of the dark arts.
 
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