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jerryt

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Lancashire..............The center of the Universe!!!:aplastao:
 

ogr1

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Lancashire is that minging you sweep dead flies off the floor & put them in pastry.
Then then we sell em t' sheep worriers
over t' border and call em 'Current T-cakes.'
I think I spelt that right?
 
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Pow-Lo

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It isn’t on both counts
Kent is the Garden of England. Fact.
I've had a couple of drunken nights out in Hull and there is nothing of beauty there. In fact, it's full of sea monsters.
Only the best spuds in the World.
More bollocks. Pembrokeshire potatoes are the best in the world. Fact.
Jam first, cream on top.
No. Just, no.
Fact!A qualified ally, spent a few years in Plymouth & my eldest daughter was born there. Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties.
Cornish pasties are better. Devon has better cream and much better looking women.
A Worldwide survey states 58% say jam bottom cream top.
More than half the people in the world are stupid, so that stacks up.
No that was a different survey, nothing to do with scones, (pronounced sconns)
Even more bollocks. They are scones (rhymes with cones). Fact!
I was referring to those awful eccles cakes.
Eccles cakes are boss. Only battenburg, peanut butter and Marmite are better.
 

derek kelly

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Kent is the Garden of England. Fact.

I've had a couple of drunken nights out in Hull and there is nothing of beauty there. In fact, it's full of sea monsters.

More bollocks. Pembrokeshire potatoes are the best in the world. Fact.

No. Just, no.

Cornish pasties are better. Devon has better cream and much better looking women.

More than half the people in the world are stupid, so that stacks up.

Even more bollocks. They are scones (rhymes with cones). Fact!

Eccles cakes are boss. Only battenburg, peanut butter and Marmite are better.
Wrong wrong wrongy ong wrong on every count, Hull is Humberside, they claim Yorkshireism but we reject them, certainly never been North Yorkshire which is the garden of England, pembrokeshire spuds are shite, fact, Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties, fact, I’m older than you so I know more stuff, fact, if you argue you will incur the wrath of my highly trained invisible Ninja Chipmunks
 

Pow-Lo

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Wrong wrong wrongy ong wrong on every count, Hull is Humberside, they claim Yorkshireism but we reject them, certainly never been North Yorkshire which is the garden of England, pembrokeshire spuds are shite, fact, Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties, fact, I’m older than you so I know more stuff, fact, if you argue you will incur the wrath of my highly trained invisible Ninja Chipmunks
Wrong. So wrong, very wrong, on every count. In fact, you're wronger than Wrong Jack McWrong, winner of All Scotland Mr Wrong contest.

Hull is officially East Riding of Yorkshire. I've also been to Barnsley and that was full of bin rippers, too.

My Sumo Chipmunks, especially trained in eating 20,000 calories a day by Fat Boy Me and squashing their opposition are standing by ready.
 

derek kelly

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Wrong. So wrong, very wrong, on every count. In fact, you're wronger than Wrong Jack McWrong, winner of All Scotland Mr Wrong contest.

Hull is officially East Riding of Yorkshire. I've also been to Barnsley and that was full of bin rippers, too.

My Sumo Chipmunks, especially trained in eating 20,000 calories a day by Fat Boy Me and squashing their opposition are standing by ready.
As I’ve stated, I am older than you so I know stuff, Hull is Humberside, true yorkshireites do not accept Humberside as East Yorkshire, we call it “East of Yorkshire” Barnsley is Yorkshire’s equivalent of Norwich, I am here as a missionary.
My invisible Ninja chipmunks eat severely bloated chipmunks.
 

Pow-Lo

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As I’ve stated, I am older than you so I know stuff, Hull is Humberside, true yorkshireites do not accept Humberside as East Yorkshire, we call it “East of Yorkshire” Barnsley is Yorkshire’s equivalent of Norwich, I am here as a missionary.
My invisible Ninja chipmunks eat severely bloated chipmunks.
When I was in sea school, there were a few Hully Gullies there and they got quite upset when they were called Humbies. I have no idea what a Norwich is.
My Sumo chipmunks wear kevlar body suits are impenetrable by the teeth of Ninja 'munks.
 

derek kelly

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When I was in sea school, there were a few Hully Gullies there and they got quite upset when they were called Humbies. I have no idea what a Norwich is.
My Sumo chipmunks wear kevlar body suits are impenetrable by the teeth of Ninja 'munks.
My Ninja munks teeth are coated in acid that destroys Kevlar.
 

ogr1

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Wrong wrong wrongy ong wrong on every count, Hull is Humberside, they claim Yorkshireism but we reject them, certainly never been North Yorkshire which is the garden of England, pembrokeshire spuds are shite, fact, Devon pasties are better than Cornish pasties, fact, I’m older than you so I know more stuff, fact, if you argue you will incur the wrath of my highly trained invisible Ninja Chipmunks

Wrong. So wrong, very wrong, on every count. In fact, you're wronger than Wrong Jack McWrong, winner of All Scotland Mr Wrong contest.

Hull is officially East Riding of Yorkshire. I've also been to Barnsley and that was full of bin rippers, too.

My Sumo Chipmunks, especially trained in eating 20,000 calories a day by Fat Boy Me and squashing their opposition are standing by ready.

My Ninja munks teeth are coated in acid that destroys Kevlar.

My Sumo 'munks kevlar suits are coated in acid resistant unobtanium.
Are you two sharing the same bag of whizz?
 

JayTee

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You're from the West Country, aren't you...? :crazylick:
Not only that but the very best part, glorious Devon where men are men and the sheep are, well, frankly.
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.Frightened to death:oops:.
 
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