Paradise Found

[Gatso shy]

Q: Where am I

1. I can ride a bike without me helmet

2. I can take the missus and all the family (5 up) on the same bike, locally known as "hubble hubble"

3. The bike has no registration plates and nobody cares

4. Gas costs 20p a litre

5. The weather never goes under 25 deg C.

6. They have never heard of a speed camera

7. No traffic lights, bravest or largest wins at junctions

8. Beautiful girls keep smiling at me

9. There is more, but you'd never believe me

10. But best of all I'm typing this from the cybercafe of the local
GIRLIE BAR and they are calling me, yea

11. Bye the way beer is 15 pence bottle and rum (Tandui) is
50p a bottle

Answer: This is Dumaguette in the southern Phiippines, and when I find my new house Backbird owners will be invited for the
Bash.

Bugger I've got to fly home next week

Cheers you guy's, take care

Gatso'shy

PS Bert Thanks for B'day Wishes

PPS "Bloody Mosquitos"

 

[Samster]

Green with envy Gats, it sounds the business.................

Sounded a bit like Greece for a minute there, whole families piled onto C50 chicken chasers that refuse to ever die

I bet they have those vehicles that they make by welding a massive trailer to the back of a garden rotavator, the old boy sat at the front with his pipe full of pride..........family members and pets on the trailer.............nice slow pace of life

Enjoy the rest of your time there..............Sam

 

[1200Pete]

Oh that's right not only do you piss me of at home, but you come on here up setting every one :f :m

Hey guess where I am

1. I spend 20 minuets just putting enough clothes on to go out on my bike

2. The misses would rather die than ride in this temperature

3. I get nicked cos my registration plate is 2mm under size

4. Gas costs ?%6***?@ How friggin much

5. Weather never goes above 20 degrees

6. I have a speed camera in my driveway

7. I spend three quarters of my life sat at traffic lights

8. Old ladies try and beat me with their hand bags

9. Actually bollox hang on mate I'm coming out there

 

[richard]

On a holliday like that and you still think of B.I.R.D.




What dedicated man



cheers

richard

:bow: :bow: :bow: