Pakistan Quake Relief Appeal~~~~~ worth a read !

[Fat Bert]

Following the deadful quake in Pakistan, news just broken is that the Germans are sending blankets, the US are sending helicopters, the french are sending water containers, the Italians are sending tinned food parcels..........




























the english are sending replacements !!


Thanks to Lumpy for the funniest text this year!!

 

[Supabird1100]

:} :} It's a cracker !!!! :} :}

 

[frenchuk]

That is an award winning one :bow::yo::beer:k1ap

 

[Nige J]

MFI have offered several hundred thousand pounds worth of their products, in a bid to help the relief operation. However, their offer has been refused, on account that.......

















































....they already have enough "Flat Paks".



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[Aidey]

Jeez ... Im too PC



I know I shouldnt laugh











but I did!

 

[Wolfie]

FUCK OFF.....

 

[RHINO]

FUCK OFF.....

:bow: :bow: :bow:

 

[richard]

Spat me coffiee out



LOL


R:bow:

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

9/11 cost 200 Million

Far East Earthquake cost 500 million

Pakistani Earthquake fooking priceless

For everything else..........

There's BarclayCard

Apparently the Chinese have been put in sole charge of supplies but they can't quite grasp the concept of Relief Aid
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They've flown thousands of chinese blokes out to Pakistan who now wait hidden in bushes
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When someone walks past they all jump out and shout at the top of their voices...











"Supplies"

 

[Smoothandquick]

for once

a good adaptation of an old joke.....

 

[richard]

Pakistan earthquake latest death toll 40,000 Rescue workers say they'll search the second house tommrow.

 

[Coggy]

Excellent

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