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One of those situations that has you in hysterics

derek kelly

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At work this morning we had the radio on as usual.
The song "Breakfast at Tiffany's" came on, one of the prisoners shouted across "Mr Kelly, who sung this?"
Me, "Deep blue something"
Prisoner, "Sea"
Me, "What?"
Prisoner "deep blue sea?"
Me "No, Deep blue something"
Prisoner "Dreams"
2nd Prisoner, "What the fuck medication are you on?"
Prisoner, "I want to know who sung this song"
2nd Prisoner, "He's already told you, Deep blue something"
Prisoner, "Sea?"
2nd Prisoner "What?
Prisoner, "Deep blue sea?"
2nd prisoner "You're a fucking idiot, no wonder you got caught"
 
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