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One Kebab or Two Madam.....?

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fat bert

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Embarassing photo time......

New Years Eve..............

Pete the Turkish Kebab Man in full "swing"

Pinches my phone @ 9.00pm

Calling his entire family IN GREECE to wish them Happy New Year!! [time difference]

and all the time he should have been waiting on Tables 1-10

Bloody foreign waiters!!!!

Malacca
 

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Wolfie

Is a lunp
you lot in the left nipple twisting , handshake under the left knee band or what????
 
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fat bert

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No Wolverine

It's just called "style" and "penache"

which is probably why Cyclops turned up in Trainers and Ducati T Shirt!!!!!!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
STYLE!!!!! lol loL LOL!!

you look like a load of waiters in a cheap cafe.

penache, is that the name of the poofie aftershave you all shared in the toilet or the name of the mental hospital you was let out of.:m :f :yo:
 
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fat bert

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What would you know.....

Ya southern Pooft.............sorry nearly broke me New Years Resolution.
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start again................

They always say dear chappie..........."style" is something you're born with.....
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which explains why you strike a remarkable resemblance to that little shit........Billy Mitchell out of EastBenders

:f :f :t
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
so that explains why you look like a waiter then.

Born to serve others.


:m :f :yo:
 
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trophychap

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Penache

.... wasn't he some sort of dictator somewhere? (or was that Pinochet?)

... or perhaps you mean PANACHE, meaning 'dashing style, flourishing, brio, elan, flair, flamboyance, spirit, style, swagger, verve' ?

Sorry to be a PEDANT - one who overvalues or insists on, petty details of book learning, grammatical rules etc - but as I am now aware of the spell-checker in the Sponsors area - may one be so bold as to suggest the installation of said program may be beneficial to your Public?

I specifically exclude Mr Cyclops from this diatribe. His grammar and spelling are normally quite excellent; clearly demonstrating his superior grasp of the Queen's English (like what mine is)

I remain your humble servant

U. Heep :bow:
 
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fat bert

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Trophychap

Without wanting to take cavil, Cyclops????

Now you're taking the urine!!

:} :} :bow:
 
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fat bert

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or Snap~~

Awwwwrrrrlllll Right Our Kid?
 
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trophychap

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Thankyou

I am extremly well thankyou.
But round here where I come from we enquire, oww yer gerrin on me cock?
No innuendo's please.
 
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fat bert

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Ah ha~~

In Derbyshire a "cock" is a "duck" !!

Confusing eh?
 
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trophychap

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ACHES

Fat Bert

I think Clive has caught that virus!

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