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One for Minkey

Minkey

Ok it was me
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Great news Sky is home, parrots are well known for biting people who are the opposite sex to them, my Squash (female) tolerates me, having said that Hammy(Male) is the one most likely to bite me and draw blood.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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A little tale, I always wanted a parrot, on the day we moved to our last house we called into a pet shop to get some dog food, there was the sweetest baby parrot, I said to Bev “I’m coming back tomorrow for him” I went & picked up a brand new lwb Mercedes sprinter from Enterprise for the move, just delivery miles on the clock, like a dick I pranged it on a low wall at the bottom of my drive (stupid considering the amount of times I’d driven a 7.5 ton Bedford TK horsebox out of my drive)
My eldest daughter simply said “Dad, that Parrot you’re getting tomorrow has just become a Budgie”
 
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