OMG I'm rich (again!)

[russ_fae_fyvie]

I've packed my job in

Bought a new mansion in Florida

Bought a fleet of Blackbirds (one for each day of the week)

Sold off my missus for a younger model

All I'm waiting for now is my Cheque, how long do ya think it will take to come ??? c7u8

All becasue of this.......................amazing eh !!


LOTTO.NL

INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.



REF Number: ARXE/418-WEX72/04
BATCH No: AMRE/06/BH2/5T67
TICKET No: 874888-4584-8894
SERIAL No: 43598U988943
LUCKY No: 7-ID-78-667-056


RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION



Sir, Madam



We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery
Winners International
programs held on the 19TH OF JANUARY 2004 Your E-mail
address attached to
Ticket number 874888-4584-8894with Serial number
43598U988943 drew the
lucky numbers 7-ID-78-667-056, which consequently won in
the 1st category,
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
US$ 1,000,000.00
(One Million United States Dollars). This is from a total
cash prize of
USD$10,000,000.00 Million shared amongst Ten International
Lucky Winners
in the Category A + (Plus).



CONGRATULATIONS!!!



This lottery is a promotional program by LOTTO NL, (Biggest
lottery Organisation
in the Netherlands) to advertise to the world its
existence. All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 50,000 companies
and 2,000,000 individual email addresses from all over the
world, as part
of our international promotions program, which we conduct
several times
a year.
Be informed that your documents have to pass our authority
to obtain a clearance,
which shall be attached to your document in readiness of the
subsequent
onward transfer into your nominated bank account with 24
hours of completion
of the authentication.
Due to the possibility of unscrupulous individuals filing a
double claim,
we suggest that you keep this award strictly confidential
until your claim
has been processed and notarized and your certificate of
award obtained.
This is in conformity with the lottery claim regulations by
our Organization
& the Netherlands Gaming Control Board.
This is part of our security protocol measures to avoid
double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants/non participants.




All winnings must be claimed not later than 29TH OFJANUARY
2005. After
this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake. Anybody
under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing
agent
Mr. David Hendrik



Email: agenthendrik05@netscape.net




NOTE: All winnings must be notarized and an certificate of
award must be
obtained from the Netherlands Gaming Control Board to
complete the claims
process, this certificate can only be obtained through legal
representation
so winners will be referred to a lawyer to assist in this
process. Winners
are to cover the legal charges for the notarization of the
claims form and
the acquisition of the certificate of award not LOTTO NL.


In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
please do forward
your Tel/Fax number to your processing agent. So you are to
act fast in
the claiming of your funds, for delays will compel us to
disperse your funds,
in other words, we shall divert your funds as stated above.
Kindly remember
to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.




Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
our/your agent
as soon as possible.
Finally, we call on you to make sure that you note every
letter clearly
as stated for we will not be held responsible should there
be any complications
in this transaction due to laxity on your part.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and
thank you for being
part of our promotional program



Yours truly
Mrs. Patricia Hooffman



Lottery Coordinator



FOR ENQUIRIES/SUPPORT CONTACT MR PAUL KRUM AT


Anyone wanna sub !!


:neenaw:

 

[Jaws]

Nahhh, dont fancy a sub, but a nice little 30 ft ocean going sail boat might be nice !

 

[russ_fae_fyvie]

yeee haa

You can have 2 m8, as soon as that cheque gets here I'll box 'em up and get them in the post !!

:beer:

 

[ALonaBIRD]

I've packed my job in

Bought a new mansion in Florida

Bought a fleet of Blackbirds (one for each day of the week)

Sold off my missus for a younger model

All I'm waiting for now is my Cheque, how long do ya think it will take to come ??? c7u8

All becasue of this.......................amazing eh !!


LOTTO.NL

INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.



Due to the possibility of unscrupulous individuals filing a
double claim,
we suggest that you keep this award strictly confidential
until your claim
has been processed and notarized and your certificate of
award obtained.
This is in conformity with the lottery claim regulations by
our Organization
& the Netherlands Gaming Control Board.
This is part of our security protocol measures to avoid
double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants/non participants.






:neenaw:

oh no Russ you wont get it now cos you told us about it instead of handing over a pile of cash tp process your claim :violin:

 

[russ_fae_fyvie]

nah

Borrox !!!

Jaws m8, I hope Al's not telling porkies cos otherwise I'll have to send you Yoghurt instead of Yachts.......

Dear me, here's me thinking I was rich............... :loo:


















Can ya tell I'm bored man8um

 

[Scalesy]

If you speak nicely to one of the Dutch forum members i'm sure they will give you the local translation for Fuck off and die you parasitic syphalitic scum!

Sometimes I wish I had a really good pc virus I could send to these scamming bastards!

:bang: :bang:

Rant over.

Shouldn't be so mean really

Congratulations:beer:

 

[Jaws]

This is my stock reply to persistant spammers..
Oddly enough it seems to work.. But be aware you might have to do a little homework to find domain owners and the like.

I own a few domains.. mainly club related ones.
I am a tad fed up with getting spam from you.
It is being read by my grandchildren as they have use of my computer, and some of it is quite offensive.
I am offering you a deal... You stop sending me unwanted spam and I will not submit your site to Hackers Inc. ( I am sure you do not need a diagram drawn )
If you would like a list of the domains and emails concerned I would be happy to supply them to you.

If you do not contact me and ask for that info I will presume you intend going on as usual and intend to continue being a nuisance.

If that is the case then I will do everything within my power to bring your site down completely.

It is amazing how much interest certain organisations have in businesses offering arms to people.. All the mails you have sent me offering to sell me small arms such as rifles and grenades will be forwarded to every organisation who may be interested..
Whilst they may not find evidence, having your business closed while they investigate may be a bit of a nuisance ?

 

[Scalesy]

Excellent idea John however how do you word the one for the bigger penis I keep getting promised! And I dont mean when I gave Frenchy a lift home.