And for a bonus point.....
"How often do you change your air.....?"
As often as me keks
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As often as me keks
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I can supply this product same day delivery for a reduced price for sponsors of £175 per tyre.I use Avon Smartair the racing version, triple filtered and derived from pristine glacial ice thousands of years old, guaranteed no nitrogen and high in hydrogen and oxygen, the lighter density of these gases means a weight saving of at least 0.00000000000000002 nanograms, this and it’s naturally occurring non curving turbulence properties guarantees almost flightlike qualities to the ride.
At £250 per tyre a complete bargain.
Only the best for my Bird
Send me a PM if interested.
Thanks for your pm and payment @derek kelly , @Cougar377, @slim63 and others.
Product will be with you tomorrow. It's being delivered in an experimental carbon neutral environmental container that disappears automatically 30 seconds before delivery. This does not affect the product, just connect your pump to the tyre, switch it on and it will inflate.
Enjoy.
I've just PM'd you my Nigerian financial advisors details. He'll be paying you from the $5,000,000 that he's holding on my behalf.
He just needs your bank details, including pincodes, passwords, etc.
Not always that simple, my XT runs a dry sump!Question...
How many threads does it take to change the oil for a motorised bicycle?
Has oil down the frame, so you have to drain it from two different drain points.
My Armstrong MT500 was the same & there are 2 filters, most people don't even know the second one is there
Don’t fall for this scam boys, I’ve been caught on this before!
This is the cheap chinky Huawei knock off version that doesn’t originate from pristine centuries old glacial ice but is indeed derived from ordinary ice cubes made from the Yangtze River, one of the most polluted in the world, and is only filtered once through Mao tse tung’s old socks.
Fitting this can result in premature tyre wear, increased floatiness in monsoon weather at speeds over 160 mph and a tendency to infiltrate the ecu with malware causing all sorts of gremlins.
Also premature hair loss and the ability to talk increased bollox develops.
You have been warned don’t touch it with a chopstick
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You make it sound like a bad product.Don’t fall for this scam boys, I’ve been caught on this before!
This is the cheap chinky Huawei knock off version that doesn’t originate from pristine centuries old glacial ice but is indeed derived from ordinary ice cubes made from the Yangtze River, one of the most polluted in the world, and is only filtered once through Mao tse tung’s old socks.
Fitting this can result in premature tyre wear, increased floatiness in monsoon weather at speeds over 160 mph and a tendency to infiltrate the ecu with malware causing all sorts of gremlins.
Also premature hair loss and the ability to talk increased bollox develops.
You have been warned don’t touch it with a chopstick
Thanks. That was a close one.Don’t fall for this scam boys, I’ve been caught on this before!
This is the cheap chinky Huawei knock off version that doesn’t originate from pristine centuries old glacial ice but is indeed derived from ordinary ice cubes made from the Yangtze River, one of the most polluted in the world, and is only filtered once through Mao tse tung’s old socks.
Fitting this can result in premature tyre wear, increased floatiness in monsoon weather at speeds over 160 mph and a tendency to infiltrate the ecu with malware causing all sorts of gremlins.
Also premature hair loss and the ability to talk increased bollox develops.
You have been warned don’t touch it with a chopstick
Keep away from diesel.All very interesting but which fuel should I use
Avgas.All very interesting but which fuel should I use
Beans?