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No Daily Abuse from Cyclops today~~??

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fat bert

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He's on the forum [has been all day] but still no postings from him!

Perhaps he's too concerned that he might have to part with a crisp tenner for Gold Membership.

Either that or he's too busy planning his 999 Test ride???

Apparently he wants to part-ex his BIRD for a 999 cos he reckons it's a better built faster bike!
 

PsychoBikerBen

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Perhaps he's too concerned that he might have to part with a crisp tenner for Gold Membership.

You'd 'ave thought that being able to aford to own and maintain a Ducati and flogging monitors and computers @ extortinate prices he wouldn't be such a miser:} :} :}
 

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XXscraper

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adds up

Yeh, i am still waiting on a price for his part worn tyres but maybe he has decided to keep them cos he will need to save every penny he's got just to keep the 999 on the road :m

Would he be getting a red one by any chance
 
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fat bert

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What do you expect~~

from a man who's profile shows this?????

Date of Birth 06-01-1906
Biography Old fart with knackered knees and back neck in fact need a six foot bandaid
 

Cyclops

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XX you can

have my part worn tyres at a greatly reduced rate.:B

as it looks like I have got to save long and hard and rise a tenner somehow.:B


AS for Berty and Ben :f
 
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fat bert

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Partly Worn Tyres~~??

How much for these XX....no doubt he'll want at least ?75 each

Notice the incredible width of the chicken-strips?

Also worth noting the Strapline on the Number Plate?????
 

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XXscraper

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honset, this is a sensible question

I know thats been posted b4 but were they remolds or does he just know how to shred rears?
 
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fat bert

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TYres~~

He claims they were new - just trying to ride as per his number plate strapline ROFLMAO
 

XXscraper

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Kin hell

Cheers Bert, so it was just him fooking up his tyres through general abuse, no wonder he keeps some spares.
 

Cyclops

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Just general wear and

tear for me XX, stange that Berty was on the recieving end of all the rubber flying off of that tyre then.:lol:

Dont believe a word the old twot says

When his mouth moves he`s lieing.:f :f
 
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fat bert

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Ar but~~~~~

Guess which idiot ran out of petrol on 3 km after the tyre was replaced???????

Only two of us went on the Assen Mission - and it wasn't me who ran out!!!!

What sort of fool has a petrol guage and still manages to run out of gas?
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did not know that cyclops had a shite silver one! sad sad man.


:m :f :yo:
 

Cyclops

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No thats a proper silver one

unlike Fat Berts which is a pretend Silver one:lol:

:f :f
 

Wolfie

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LOL.

with the info from yourself and pete,I thought that it was just his riding that was shite, not his bird.

:lol: :yo: :lol:
 

Cyclops

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Also his

memory is going as well on another thread he has apparatly bet me the sum of ?100 that I will never own a 999.:lol:

I've offered~~~
Cyclops a ?100 bet that he NEVER owns a 999 Duke

He declined the bet - draw your own conclusions?




Now I dont remember him saying that that to me so either he is telling porky pies or he`s off his trolly.


I think that both are true.

FUFB:f :f
 
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fat bert

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Well well well~~~

For a tight twat who won't part with a tenner to become a Gold Member, he doesn't half post some crap [and lots of it to boot]

Ducati 999?? in ya dreams Cyclops ROFLMAO:} :} :}
 
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fat bert

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This is about as close as ~~

Cyclops will ever get to a 999
 

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fat bert

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and just so the Greek Tw&t~~

doesn't feel left out.....

here's the same biffa with a decent bike
 

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fat bert

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Wait for Cyclops to bite

Here he comes - any minute now!!!!!
 

Cyclops

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Well done Berty

WOOF WOOF


Nice bike nice nice girl


You`ve been been working very hard to find these pictures, good man
Wot a fine chap you are indeed
:beer: :beer:
 
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