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andyBeaker

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I bought some underpants from the Russian snooker player Inofthered.
 

Pow-Lo

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The joke, if told properly, is why don’t Ukrainian men wear boxer shorts? Chernobyl fallout.

Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.
 

derek kelly

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The joke, if told properly, is why don’t Ukrainian men wear boxer shorts? Chernobyl fallout.

Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.
Actually it is “why shouldn’t you wear Ukrainian underwear?” “Because Chernobyl fallout”
 

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I hope my Mrs is wearing her American underwear tonight ….. one YANK and they’re off !!


She was wearing her Horse Racing underwear the other night ….
I heard her announce …. The going is good and firm, ……And they’re off !!!
 

ogr1

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Look see you feckin philistines.
I wrote the feckin joke as I heard it.
So.....it must be correct.......Fact.
 

derek kelly

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Look see you feckin philistines.
I wrote the feckin joke as I heard it.
So.....it must be correct.......Fact.
Considering the joke is nearly as old as beaker it will have changed over time but my version is correct, trust me
 
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