Never lie to your mother

[PsychoBikerBen]

Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious
of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her
more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
react,
Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure." So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Brian"

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

Love,
Mom"

LESSON OF THE DAY . NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER