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Never argue with beaker

derek kelly

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Beaker said to the DK
-BMW’s are better than Dacias.

Dk replied:
- "No, Dacias are better than BMW’s"

The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before Jaws, the King of Bird.

Already before reaching Norfolk, where Jaws was sitting on his throne, Beaker began to shout:
- "His Highness, is it true that BMW’s are better than Dacias?".

Jaws replied:
- "True, BMW’s are better than Dacias."

Beaker hurried and continued:
- “DK disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him."

Jaws then declared:
- "DK will be punished with 5 years of silence."

Beaker jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating:
- "BMW’s are better than Dacias"...

DK accepted his punishment, but before he asked Jaws:
- "Your Majesty, why have you punished me?, after all, Dacias are better than BMw’s."

Jaws replied:
- "In fact, Dacias are better than BMW’s."

DK asked:
- "So why are you punishing me?".

Jaws replied:
- "That has nothing to do with the question of whether Dacias are better than BMW’s. The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent person like you to waste time arguing with Beaker, and on top of that come and bother me with that question."

The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense... There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not.

When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quiet are worth more.
 
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derek kelly said:
Beaker said to the DK
-BMW’s are better than Dacias.

Dk replied:
- "No, Dacias are better than BMW’s"

The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before Jaws, the King of Bird.

Already before reaching Norfolk, where Jaws was sitting on his throne, Beaker began to shout:
- "His Highness, is it true that BMW’s are better than Dacias?".

Jaws replied:
- "True, BMW’s are better than Dacias."

Beaker hurried and continued:
- “DK disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him."

Jaws then declared:
- "DK will be punished with 5 years of silence."

Beaker jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating:
- "BMW’s are better than Dacias"...

DK accepted his punishment, but before he asked Jaws:
- "Your Majesty, why have you punished me?, after all, Dacias are better than BMw’s."

Jaws replied:
- "In fact, Dacias are better than BMW’s."

DK asked:
- "So why are you punishing me?".

Jaws replied:
- "That has nothing to do with the question of whether Dacias are better than BMW’s. The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent person like you to waste time arguing with Beaker, and on top of that come and bother me with that question."

The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense... There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not.

When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quiet are worth more.
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Wrong.

Fact.
 
Pow-Lo

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derek kelly said:
Beaker said to the DK
-BMW’s are better than Dacias.

Dk replied:
- "No, Dacias are better than BMW’s"

The discussion heated up, and the two decided to submit him to arbitration, and for this they went before Jaws, the King of Bird.

Already before reaching Norfolk, where Jaws was sitting on his throne, Beaker began to shout:
- "His Highness, is it true that BMW’s are better than Dacias?".

Jaws replied:
- "True, BMW’s are better than Dacias."

Beaker hurried and continued:
- “DK disagrees with me and contradicts and annoys me, please punish him."

Jaws then declared:
- "DK will be punished with 5 years of silence."

Beaker jumped cheerfully and went on his way, content and repeating:
- "BMW’s are better than Dacias"...

DK accepted his punishment, but before he asked Jaws:
- "Your Majesty, why have you punished me?, after all, Dacias are better than BMw’s."

Jaws replied:
- "In fact, Dacias are better than BMW’s."

DK asked:
- "So why are you punishing me?".

Jaws replied:
- "That has nothing to do with the question of whether Dacias are better than BMW’s. The punishment is because it is not possible for a brave and intelligent person like you to waste time arguing with Beaker, and on top of that come and bother me with that question."

The worst waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who does not care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on arguments that don't make sense... There are people who, no matter how much evidence and evidence we present to them, are not in the capacity to understand, and others are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and all they want is to be right even if they are not.

When ignorance screams, intelligence is silent. Your peace and quiet are worth more.
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This is all well and good but you have not presented one shred of evidence as to why Dacias are better than BMWs.

In any event, you still haven’t proved that you own a Dacia.
 
derek kelly

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Pow-Lo said:
This is all well and good but you have not presented one shred of evidence as to why Dacias are better than BMWs.

In any event, you still haven’t proved that you own a Dacia.
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They are a fraction of the price of a BMW.
They do exactly the same job as a BMW
They aren’t driven by big egos

why should I need to provide evidence?
 
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derek kelly said:
They are a fraction of the price of a BMW.
They do exactly the same job as a BMW
They aren’t driven by big egos

why should I need to provide evidence?
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My new heap is a fraction of the price of your dishcloth
Does exactly the same job with the advantage of being a mighty diesel
No ego at all its a tool for a job

I can provide evidence
 
derek kelly

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slim63 said:
My new heap is a fraction of the price of your dishcloth
Does exactly the same job with the advantage of being a mighty diesel
No ego at all its a tool for a job

I can provide evidence
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I don’t doubt it but £12,000 for a two year old car with only 3000 miles on the clock was what swung it.
My Duster is a diesel.
Certainly no ego here, tool for the job, fits Bev & me & three Grandkids & the Budster, no problem
I can provide evidence but choose not to.
 
Pow-Lo

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derek kelly said:
They are a fraction of the price of a BMW.
They do exactly the same job as a BMW
They aren’t driven by big egos

why should I need to provide evidence?
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That’s mostly opinion, not fact, and is, therefore, not evidence. Furthermore, not entirely correct either.

I don’t believe you have one and neither does Beaker. That’s why you need to provide evidence.
 
derek kelly

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Pow-Lo said:
That’s mostly opinion, not fact, and is, therefore, not evidence. Furthermore, not entirely correct either.

I don’t believe you have one and neither does Beaker. That’s why you need to provide evidence.
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What part is not fact?
I do not need to provide evidence, you are desperate for me to provide evidence, probably to stimulate your sexual thoughts in your lone hours
 
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derek kelly said:
What part is not fact?
I do not need to provide evidence, you are desperate for me to provide evidence, probably to stimulate your sexual thoughts in your lone hours
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Are you suggesting that Pow-Lo is a bit of a hand jive specialist, an exponent of the nifty fifty two stroke, a salami stroker, a pork sword pumper, a snake charmer of the one-eyed trouser python ...? :yikes:
 
derek kelly

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Cougar377 said:
Are you suggesting that Pow-Lo is a bit of a hand jive specialist, an exponent of the nifty fifty two stroke, a salami stroker, a pork sword pumper, a snake charmer of the one-eyed trouser python ...? :yikes:
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I believe he is prone to stroking the spitting maggot.
 
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