Near miss

[SILVERONE]

LOOK WHAT "JUST" (now) MISSED OUR HOUSE
but got one of the neighbours

 

[R2B2]

If you wanna give balloons out at a kids party... you have to accept the risk!

 

[Supabird1100]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Drop in if you're passing" !!! :} :}

 

[SILVERONE]

In all the excitement I poured a glass of red wine in the key board :xm what a waste, mind you it's washed all the fag ash out of the gaps :-:

 

[RHINO]

SILVERONE

Did someone leave the 'LANDING' light on..........














coat, door....................................slam :blush:

 

[SILVERONE]

Patches

Did someone leave the 'LANDING' light on..........
:blush:

No but looking at all the patches it's not the first time it's happened %$fan

 

[Fat Bert]

Which just goes to prove~~

That you DO live in the Midlands

Had you lived in the South there would have been sufficient hot air from the Southern Pooftahs to keep the bloody thing in the air!!

 

[RHINO]

Naaa Bert

That you DO live in the Midlands

Had you lived in the South there would have been sufficient hot air from the Southern Pooftahs to keep the bloody thing in the air!!

i disagree with ya Fudgy, they're all 'SUCKERS', that's what brought it out of the sky.

 

[Wolfie]

is that the 'new' northern air transport vehicle???


we have a thing called a plane down here now you know????

 

[SILVERONE]

FOUND "EM"

"WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION"

 

[SILVERONE]

LATEST NEWS

"WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION"

WEAPONS FOUND AT THE CRASH SITE.
? Government spokesman (Lional Blair) said that suspect weapons have been found at the crash site.
3 bags of sand, if kicked into a persons eyes could inflict terrible pain also several orange coloured damaged gas canisters which appear to be marked up as Properpain.
The pilot has been arrested as a suspect terrorist, an eye witness says he was on his knees praying just before crashing and he has a beard, afterwards forensics examined the pilot underpants and found traces of Scud marks, thus strengthening their suspicions. :shooter:

 

[Punchy]

WEAPONS FOUND AT THE CRASH SITE.
I Government spokesman (Lional Blair) said that suspect weapons have been found at the crash site.
3 bags of sand, if kicked into a persons eyes could inflict terrible pain also several orange coloured damaged gas canisters which appear to be marked up as Properpain.
The pilot has been arrested as a suspect terrorist, an eye witness says he was on his knees praying just before crashing and he has a beard, afterwards forensics examined the pilot underpants and found traces of Scud marks, thus strengthening their suspicions. :shooter:

LMNO

 

[ianrobbo1]

I noticed your "hedges" need trimming, the grass looks long enough to land a balloon on!!!

 

[olkno9]

I heard Canary was thinking of trading in the Viffer , maybe it was him popping in to show his latest hot air blower. %$fan

 

[SILVERONE]

I heard Canary was thinking of trading in the Viffer , maybe it was him popping in to show his latest hot air blower. %$fan

"WHAT HAIR"

 

[canary]

Hair

1st thing ,i could grow my hair if i wanted to.
2nd ,GET RID OF MY BEAUTIFUL VIFFER NO FOOKING WAY.
3rd ly the 1st ones a loud of bollocks i cant grow my hair
if i wanted to so foooooook of you hairy peaple :f :f :f

 

[ianrobbo1]

1st thing ,i could grow my hair if i wanted to.
2nd ,GET RID OF MY BEAUTIFUL VIFFER NO FOOKING WAY.
3rd ly the 1st ones a loud of bollocks i cant grow my hair
if i wanted to so foooooook of you hairy peaple :f :f :f

never mind Canary, it could be worse, :dunno:
you could be Welsh,