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Mr Honda goes to Heaven

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quocunque jeceris stabit
Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.



At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want in Heaven."




Mr Honda said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."



St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.



Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"



God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".



"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your design :

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't
even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.




"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited
for the results.




After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to
be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."
 
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