Most stupid post of the year [so far]~~~~

[fat bert]

tempted to go for one me self. But now pondering a GSXR 1000

posted by Cyclops

He canna ride the Bird for more than 30 minutes without neck/back grief - apparently - so how the phook is he gonna cope with a Gixxxxster???

 

[fat bert]

Alternatively~~

try this Cyclops - you might be able to corner faster

:f :f :f

 

[Samster]

Hey Bertious,

I've heard that if YOU were to spend any more time than you do in corners you could open a shop mate!..............LOL:} :f

 

[fat bert]

Borrox~~!!

...

 

[Samster]

LOL! I love that pic............so then, you gonna create me my own little ZX12R forum Bert?? A special little place for dedicated BIRD fans that now ride other machinery and will prolly go back to the BIRD when the newwun's launched?? I've looked on the Ninja forums and they just don't compare to the crack I've had on here.............

 

[fat bert]

Already done it fr you Hampster~~~

Http://www.what-a-phooking-idiot.com

:f :f :f

 

[Samster]

Fook off and buy yaself a real man's bike you Admiral of the Raving Rear Variety!

Come on Bert, you know you want my BlueFlames. Swap me your OEM's AND I'll come to Derby and we'll do that road full of boozers, ON ME!!!!

Berts new chat up line:

Fook me darling! Check you standing there showing me all those curves - and here's me sat on my BlackBird equipped with Fisher Price brakes...........LOL

 

[fat bert]

Would have done except~~

if you'd have checked you'd have noticed that mines a carbed one!!!

Nice offer though re the Derby Mile - anytime ya like mate - anytime

Latest trick with the Derby Mile is speed

Record is held by some rugby bloke - 14 pubs - pint in each then MaccyD's for a Big Mac

No chucking up is allowed - record stands at 32 minutes!!

and he walked home!!!

Cue DB

 

[bUSA Man]

Originally posted by fat bert
posted by Cyclops

He canna ride the Bird for more than 30 minutes without neck/back grief - apparently - so how the phook is he gonna cope with a Gixxxxster???

Very funny....... yeah, if the XX is getting to him, I give him 10 minutes MAX on a Gixxxer. A Gold Wing perhaps???