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More Home injuries.

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by ianrobbo1, Dec 1, 2019.

  1. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor


    Forgot ribs, broken or cracked several times
     
  2. Me!

    Me! Utterly retired Club Sponsor

    And we need to know this...why? There’s something seriously wrong with you. As well as being bald and short.
     
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  3. ogr1

    ogr1 Sex Engineer Club Sponsor

    Well...I ain't dropping my keks, taking a pic and putting it on here.
    You would all be jealous.:oops:
    That is impressive...I'll give you that.:confused:
     
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  4. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    It’s a home injury thread, that’s why.

    I didn’t buy your red ‘Bird or your daughter's French car, so there can’t be that much wrong with me. Baldy!
     
  5. ogr1

    ogr1 Sex Engineer Club Sponsor

    That would be classed as child cruelty now. I mean, what parents would leave a starving child a tin of corned dog and no feckin tin opener.
     
  6. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    You should try opening doors before you go through them :rolleyes:

    Or maybe you should have told them what they wanted to know:eek:
     
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  7. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    When yer mum's a small red headed Scot you know discipline. :eek:
     
  8. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Ever thought you picked the wrong career..? :D
     
  9. slim63

    slim63 Never surrender Club Sponsor

    And that was just making a brew .................... told you kitchens were dangerous places but would you listen .... :D
     
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  10. Me!

    Me! Utterly retired Club Sponsor

    I have just an inkling Dirk may, just may have mixed this up with work....
     
  11. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    A bit of a willy waving contest...except for Pow-Lo. Obviously. :D
     
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  12. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Confession, not many of my injuries occured at home, broken neck was when I was swimming for my bronze lifesaver’s badge, one of my broken ribs happened when I was reaching up for a flag during the sunset ceremony on HMS Hermes, broken nose & arm happened at the same time when I jumped off a nursery roof.
     
  13. Me!

    Me! Utterly retired Club Sponsor

    No further questions your honour.
     
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  14. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    I’m now in a lot of pain, yesterday afternoon I lifted an empty wheelie bin over a 4 ft wall to save me from walking around it. I’ve tweaked a muscle in my abdomen and it’s giving me grief.
     
  15. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    Again, it's a sin if you enjoy it...
     
  16. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Spoken like a true Catholic.... :D
     
  17. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    :firedevil:he's behind you!!!
     
  18. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Not the local priest.....? :angel2:
     
  19. ianrobbo1

    ianrobbo1 good looking AND modest Club Sponsor

    Over a month ago having had an operation last Christmas to repair a torn rota cuff I fell out of my wheelie bin, grabbed the washing line and tore the same shoulder as last time, they said I'll have to wait to see if it fixes itself this time, thank heavens for Tramadol !!
     
  20. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Give us the details....:D
     
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