Melvin (Melboy)

[Stealth Rider]

Sat up watching Traffic cops last night and who should be making his camyo performance on the big screen but our very own Melvin (melboy) complete with all the makeup and no it was not the truck driver caught wearing a g-string, tights,highheals, he was at the cat & fiddle trying to tell everyone to take it easy on the roads and enjoy themselves. Missed out on a bit of free advertising there Mel, better luck next time. Maybe they will give you time to write your own script g0551p

 

[Bubba]

Thought that trucker was Rofly!

 

[RHINO]

Thought that trucker was Rofly!

ROFLMAO

 

[Rolfy Dave]

You should have known it wasnt me.....

Thought that trucker was Rofly!

every decent trucker knows you dont wear a G string with tights.......

its stockings or nowt man8um



Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[Bubba]

Sorry Rolfy, should have known you wouldnt be seen dead in a gold G string. How is the PVC induced rash getting on now?

 

[Melvin Hunter]

Shame on them

this guy was interviewing me for about 20 minutes I did slip it in about my seats but they must have decided to edit it out, Shame on them. :violin:

Soooooooo, here it is again

Did anyone see me on the TV last night 9pm, It was at the Cat & Fiddle I think it was in June 2004, this guy was asking us what we thought of the 50 mph speed limit that runs past the C/F, Sooooooo' I told him ; as you know I ride a B/Bird so I explained that its hard to control this sort of bike under 50 mph.etc' etc',

anyway, I would like to thank all you boys & girls for buying your customized seats off me last year,{ it was busy } the BladeRunner was the most popular style to go then a close second the Falcon, I keep most styles in stock with the Gelastic pad inserts built in ready to go so if anyone would like one look on my web site and e-mail me or phone me, you can buy the complete seat or do an exchange, all the custom seats are on original bases so will fit all the B/Birds' from 1997 on.


Kind Regards, Melboy,

http://www.motorbike-seats.co.uk/

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Its gone now........

Sorry Rolfy, should have known you wouldnt be seen dead in a gold G string. How is the PVC induced rash getting on now?

...that I have moved onto latex.....:lick:

Not so restrictive

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:

ps... Anyone know how to stop your goolies falling out of a thong ????:dunno:

pps... Anyone know if the program is being repeated anytime this week (the Melboy one of course) ???

 

[Cyclops]

...that I have moved onto latex.....:lick:

Not so restrictive

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:

ps... Anyone know how to stop your goolies falling out of a thong ????:dunno:

pps... Anyone know if the program is being repeated anytime this week (the Melboy one of course) ???

Rolfy if it was on Men and Morons it will be repeated again and again again and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and again

for the next year or so

 

[Rolfy Dave]

But............

Rolfy if it was on Men and Morons it will be repeated again and again again and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and againagain and again

for the next year or so

it was on BBC1, so I have been told, which means it may be repeated on BBC 3 or 4 later in the week:dunno:

Thanks anyway Ian.

Best to ya,

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[trophychap]

Rolfy

I know it's a bit difficult to grasp lol but the STRINGY bit goes at the BACK .....

Jen

 

[Bubba]

ps... Anyone know how to stop your goolies falling out of a thong ????

GNARRR!!!!!!! Quick woman, grab that spoon and gouge out my brain!!


UNPLESANT IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uke: uke: uke:

 

[Scalesy]

ps... Anyone know how to stop your goolies falling out of a thong ????:dunno:

Sounds like another use of my patented sack sack also known as the string bag you put washing tablets in.

:neenaw:

 

[Bubba]

New nieche market perhaps? Crochet Y fronts!