meet Stella

[derek kelly]

Here she is at last

 

[Codbasher]

Very nice mate.


Bit of T cut and a good quality polish will get the shine back on it. :}

 

[derek kelly]

Very nice mate.


Bit of T cut and a good quality polish will get the shine back on it. :}

Ooooh you bitch....but I like you :}

 

[bub1664]

did it come with the parachute or is it an aftermarket extra

 

[gypsy]

i reckon a nice ride to the motorcycle exibition centre on sunday is called for Derek

 

[derek kelly]

did it come with the parachute or is it an aftermarket extra

Being a fast black one I realise it may need a parachute, but unfortunately that Tarp is covering approx 15 bails of hay on my trailer coz the kids are too f'kin lazy to put them away :bang: All will be different when we get the new stables in the paddock.

 

[bub1664]

you use your bird to tow around fifteen bales of hay :t shame on ya, wouldnt you be better off buying a tractor

 

[derek kelly]

i reckon a nice ride to the motorcycle exibition centre on sunday is called for Derek

Duty calls unfortunately I am on nights and I do need my beauty sleep, and contrary to what people may think most Prison Officers do not throw sickies for the sake of it, I am hoping to go to Squires the following Sunday though and meeting up with Chuffmeister, and possibly Ian Robbo (if he hasn't been mugged by a couple of seven year olds)

 

[derek kelly]

you use your bird to tow around fifteen bales of hay :t shame on ya, wouldnt you be better off buying a tractor

No but the bird may have been preferable to the Vectra, but that is all in the past we now have the Sk_ _a, to do the job when we get a tow bar fitted to it that is

 

[Codbasher]

A SKODA? Derek drives a feckin SKODA!!! :}

 

[derek kelly]

A SKODA? Derek drives a feckin SKODA!!! :}

And very nice it is too,

 

[RHINO]

Looking good DK, keep up with the polish though..

 

[derek kelly]

Looking good DK, keep up with the polish though..

Chuffing hell John how much did that bottle cost, it's as big as my front wheel

 

[ianrobbo1]

kn still see that scratch Derek,!! :dunno:

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bub, he DID buy a "tractor" its shatt black innit??? :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

kn still see that scratch Derek,!! :dunno: QUOTE]






Ian just turn your head to the right, can you still see the scratch? now turn to the left, can you still see the scratch? finally look behind you, can you still see the scratch?....




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Go to Specsavers mate your glasses are scratched man8um

 

[RHINO]

Chuffing hell John how much did that bottle cost, it's as big as my front wheel

DK, its an industrial size tub for your 'emery paper' coloured MattBird, you'll need all the help you can muster to bring the shine back.
Don't use it in the wet coz the rain will make it look like a shiny black one and make it slower still.

 

[derek kelly]

DK, its an industrial size tub for your 'emery paper' coloured MattBird, you'll need all the help you can muster to bring the shine back.
Don't use it in the wet coz the rain will make it look like a shiny black one and make it slower still.

As long as it doesn't turn it into the (2nd) slowest red one or the very slowest blue one,