MCN brought it you first, my arse

[NoBBy]

Got MCN today, they have an exclusive in there. I know they are shit hot Journalist's with up to the minute news, according to them anyway.

This top story is, wait for it.








Merseyside Police take their Pans off the road because of the death of a poor bike cop.

Didn't we have that on here 2 weeks ago ?????????????

 

[Jaws]

Ohhh, my favorite hobby horse !

MCN is good for two things.. Using inside your jacket to keep warm and wiping your arse on.. Both of which can be done far better with a variaty of other objects..

The same goes for the journalism.. but chances are they could not find their arse with both hands, and I am fooked if I would let any of the twonks keep MY chest warm !

Not sure how it happened but ever since the late 80's MCN has just got worse and worse.. possibly the BIGGEST crime they commit is their self grandising..
It is time they relised they are the shite of the bike journo world and ate some humble pie rather than try and tell people how great they are !

 

[Cyclops]

Ohhh, my favorite hobby horse !

MCN is good for two things.. Using inside your jacket to keep warm and wiping your arse on.. Both of which can be done far better with a variaty of other objects..

The same goes for the journalism.. but chances are they could not find their arse with both hands, and I am fooked if I would let any of the twonks keep MY chest warm !

Not sure how it happened but ever since the late 80's MCN has just got worse and worse.. possibly the BIGGEST crime they commit is their self grandising..
It is time they relised they are the shite of the bike journo world and ate some humble pie rather than try and tell people how great they are !

Here you go John :}