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Maria Sharapova

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XXLarge

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Stunning looks, remarkable talent.




Then she opens her mouth.

:m
 
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XXLarge

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Rob P XX said:
Rotten teeth...??

No mate, teeth are fine, it's her voice; you wouldn't be able to stand it for long. She makes Janet Street-Porter sound refined.

I could think of a way to shut her up though.

:lick:
 

mal 97

Registered User
interesting family storey to get where she is today
got to admit she is gorgeous
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Anyone noticed how most male tennis players have minging birds/wives
just an observation
 
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D.S.

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don't ferkin whatch it then. IT'S A PUFFS GAME :}
 
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D.S.

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Wolfie said:
never had you down as a tennis fan joe.

I fookin hate the game mainly 'cos it remains a sport for the privileged few (participants & spectators) :mad:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
not because it is as boring as fuck?????!!!!

and is a complete pile of steaming shit???


you do surprise me joe.
 
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Wolfie said:
not because it is as boring as fuck?????!!!!

and is a complete pile of steaming shit???


you do surprise me joe.

well, those are subjective Trotsky. Me view is FACT, totally objective & based on having to (in a previous life) prepare accounts for a WELL known tennis club :rolleyes:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
what not the
"i am a sad boring little twerp who has shit loads of money and think tennis is a class act " club????? :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

RHINO

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DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
I fookin hate the game mainly 'cos it remains a sport for the privileged few (participants & spectators) :mad:

Completely unlike motorcycle racing then eh JOE,,, i mean,, we can all have a go at MOTO GP can't we :bang: :bang:

I once saw a kid and his mate play tennis on the park, they must have been such special little boys..........NOT!

I hate the game coz it's shite, you hate it coz you can't run "BLOATER" man8um
 
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Animal Mother

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I wont watch it just for the hell of it, but I sure as heck will watch it when one of these hot females are playing! 8ree! Man, you have to love the skin-tight outfits. Anna Kournakova! :yo: I dont care if she is good or not.

steve
 
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XXLarge

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I see

It looks like I've tapped into a rich vein of tennis fanaticism here then!
:f
 
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D.S.

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Completely unlike motorcycle racing then eh JOE,,, i mean,, we can all have a go at MOTO GP can't we

Oi bargeboy...ya can start racing MZ's for a lot less than annual membership to the elite tennis clubs mate :f :}

I sure as heck will watch it when one of these hot females are playing!

you need porn, you do :}
 
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orlandorich

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Been playing since I was about ten years old. Never belonged to no club, learned and played on public courts. Still play 2 or 3 times a week. Keeps me at a slim 160 lbs.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Used to enjoy playing when I was in the Navy but facillities in uk shite compared to Florida
 

RHINO

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derek kelly said:
Used to enjoy playing when I was in the Navy but facillities in uk shite compared to Florida


What happens when the ball goes off court whilst on the deck,, don't think i'm going after it :f
 
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RHINO said:
What happens when the ball goes off court whilst on the deck,, don't think i'm going after it :f


They must have ball buoys.
:}
 
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