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Lighter Blackbird......

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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Typical northerner.. no fookin vision at all

1) spray it
2) set fire to something other than a ciggy !

See, simple aint it !
 
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reefer

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yeah...buy the lighter, set alight to the alfresco garage, claim on the insurance and get a garage built while you watch from the window ala free of charge..you could light some pics of a black or even blue blackbird and shove em through the letter box opening..just pile plenty of crap behind the door...........
.......second look at the pics..dont even need to pile the crap up behind it..just make sure the broom fairy dont come along and tidy up..sorted :neenaw:
take it your employers know your up and about POSTING ON THE FORUM :rolleyes: :f :}
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
reefer said:
yeah...buy the lighter, set alight to the alfresco garage, claim on the insurance and get a garage built while you watch from the window ala free of charge..you could light some pics of a black or even blue blackbird and shove em through the letter box opening..just pile plenty of crap behind the door...........
.......second look at the pics..dont even need to pile the crap up behind it..just make sure the broom fairy dont come along and tidy up..sorted :neenaw:
take it your employers know your up and about POSTING ON THE FORUM :rolleyes: :f :}

so whats to burn in an empty garage?? as for piling crap behind the door, Im sure you wont want to come all the way up here just to stand behind a door would you??? :rolleyes:
no my employes dont know Im posting on here,!!! YET!!! although Im sure someone :rolleyes: will be only too happy to tell them,!! :f
 
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