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You'll like this Letter from the Chief Superintendent

vbird

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Isn`t License and American spelling? I always thought we had a driving Licence. either way, its a twat of a letter, waste of tax payers money. Are we really that dumb we need reminding not to speed?

Maybe it would be more cost effective to fine drivers for thinking about speeding, could do away with all them cameras and the cost of running/maintaining them.
 

Cougar377

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He’s a Chief Superintendent and the twat can’t finish a sentence properly? Chief Super needs a slap and this site needs a new pedant, FFS.

I have better things to do on a Sunday morning than open my eyes to these sort of failures.

Now you understand my unrestrained joy when I opened the letter.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Now you understand my unrestrained joy when I opened the letter.
I’d be inclined to reply, keeping it polite and asking (as has been suggested above) if he’s also writing to proper criminals and asking them to consider avoiding re-offending. I’m man enough to take a ticking off where it’s deserved, and even the most stupid amongst us knows damn well when we’re in the wrong, but I do not respond very well to being patronised.
 

Cougar377

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I don't either, so he will get a letter with the same question. If I get a reply then I'll post it here. (y)
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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I don't either, so he will get a letter with the same question. If I get a reply then I'll post it here. (y)
All joking aside, keep it polite though.

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your letter dated 29th January 2019, the contents of which are noted and appreciated.

However, I feel compelled to ask if you will be forwarding correspondence of a similar nature to those that have undertaken far more heinous offences, such as.......

I look forward to your response in due course.

Yours faithfully,
 
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