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ogr1

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I have noticed recently, in our neck of the woods at least, that car drivers are
getting lazier by the minute...
Seems to me that you can now do a 3 point turn in the middle of the road...any road it seems and not give a fook who
you are holding up.
Taxi drivers are the worst kind for this, but now it seems there is a trend, every
lazy 2hat is doing it.
 
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andyBeaker

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I have noticed recently, in our neck of the woods at least, that car drivers are
getting lazier by the minute...
Seems to me that you can now do a 3 point turn in the middle of the road...any road it seems and not give a fook who
you are holding up.
Taxi drivers are the worst kind for this, but now it seems there is a trend, every
lazy 2hat it doing it.
Down this way it is cutting corners. Always wise to give anyone turning into the road you are coming out of at least ten yards extra space.

I can imagine Derek will have a field day on this subject....:p
 

Malone

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You can’t complain about taxi drivers or you’ll be committing a racially aggravated offence - I’ve yet to see a Caucasian one.

Then there was the driver we had in Budapest who overtook a line of traffic on a busy 4 lane road in the centre, he headed towards the oncoming traffic and forced his way back in at the last moment. When we got out at the end of the trip we thanked him profusely for not killing us.
 

ogr1

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You can’t complain about taxi drivers or you’ll be committing a racially aggravated offence - I’ve yet to see a Caucasian one.

Then there was the driver we had in Budapest who overtook a line of traffic on a busy 4 lane road in the centre, he headed towards the oncoming traffic and forced his way back in at the last moment. When we got out at the end of the trip we thanked him profusely for not killing us.

Feckin BMW drivers :mad:
 

sr71caspar

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I rarely see any drivers wearing 1 hat, let alone 2 hats.

I think your spelling is rather shit, @ogr1.
 

Malone

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Acksherley, 2hat seemed to me to be an ideal euphemism to use on a tamer site. I’m going to use it.
 

Lee337

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I often have to go to Peterborough train station to pick up/drop off Mrs L. The drop off point is almost always blocked by taxi drivers who just pull in to the entrance & stop to drop their fares off. If it's not at the entrance, it's at the exit. they just stop, no puling over or stopping where the pick up point is (which is usually full of empty taxis while the driver is off chatting to his mates.

As for parking up at the short stay car park, you can't - the entrance is blocked by taxis. They even stop on the roundabout, thus blocking both the short stay & long stay car park.

There's one main road I now refuse to drive down, not because of the taxis, but just general drivers who live in the area. Apparently, you don't need indicators, double parking is allowed (the nearer the Zebra crossing the better) and when pulling out of a side road, those on the main road are expected to give way. I've witnessed a car drive down the pavement as the traffic lights were red, mothers just push their children's pushchairs out into the road so the traffic will stop and one car stopping over a junction so the occupant could visit the cash point without having to walk too far.

The worst I've seen was a car puling out of a junction in front of a police car with flashing lights, then stop in front of it & the driver get out to confront the police. No idea why except possibly to stop them pursuing a car which went past moments before at a fair rate of knots.

Visit Peterborough!


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slim63

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I cant say people around here are lazy drivers they just have too much other stuff to do instead of watching where they are fecking going eg on the phone, texting, doing makeup, hair or nails ( that's just the blokes) the worst, I kid you not was a stupid bitch mounting the kerb whilst making a sandwich

That's just the general public, the "professional" drivers are worse by a long way, I rarely get a mile from home before I am shouting at some stupid current
 

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I have a tenant who is a taxi driver.

Lovely chap, very reliable, pays his rent on time and looks after the house as if it were his own, got three lovely kids and is the 'go to' driver for a lot of the elderly round here as he is so courteous and helpful.

Just saying, like.
 

ogr1

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I have a tenant who is a taxi driver.

Lovely chap, very reliable, pays his rent on time and looks after the house as if it were his own, got three lovely kids and is the 'go to' driver for a lot of the elderly round here as he is so courteous and helpful.

Just saying, like.

Probably a cover for selling drugs on his round :D
 

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I often have to go to Peterborough train station to pick up/drop off Mrs L. The drop off point is almost always blocked by taxi drivers who just pull in to the entrance & stop to drop their fares off. If it's not at the entrance, it's at the exit. they just stop, no puling over or stopping where the pick up point is (which is usually full of empty taxis while the driver is off chatting to his mates.

As for parking up at the short stay car park, you can't - the entrance is blocked by taxis. They even stop on the roundabout, thus blocking both the short stay & long stay car park.

There's one main road I now refuse to drive down, not because of the taxis, but just general drivers who live in the area. Apparently, you don't need indicators, double parking is allowed (the nearer the Zebra crossing the better) and when pulling out of a side road, those on the main road are expected to give way. I've witnessed a car drive down the pavement as the traffic lights were red, mothers just push their children's pushchairs out into the road so the traffic will stop and one car stopping over a junction so the occupant could visit the cash point without having to walk too far.

The worst I've seen was a car puling out of a junction in front of a police car with flashing lights, then stop in front of it & the driver get out to confront the police. No idea why except possibly to stop them pursuing a car which went past moments before at a fair rate of knots.

Visit Peterborough!


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Possible my most hated would be taxi drivers.

Driving the wife to work this morning and one of them pulled out on me unannounced. I'm doing 40 and he's got no chance. Cue a major test of the ABS, some Beaker type horn work and a nervous look in the rear view mirror to see similar heavy braking from the cars behind me.
Said cretin accelerates to a steady 20mph and I'm now in full sense of humour failure. I give him another Beaker blast but he won't speed up so I overtake and head up to the 40mph speed limit. Cue major tailgating session and air masturbation actions from said "professional". I was planning to get out and enquire after his parentage but the wife pointed out that she was about to be late for work.

So I dropped her off at work and headed for the local Tesco supermarket. Now our Tescos has a short stay dropoff and taxi pickup point 10 yards beyond the pedestrian crossing, which comes from the carpark and meets the main entrance. It has room for 4 cars. I'm following yet another taxi in when he stops suddenly on the pedestrian crossing. Once again, I'm giving the ABS and the horn some grief. He gets out, ignores me, the cars behind me and the shoppers who are now walking round his taxi on the crossing and proceeds to assist some old biddy to load her single carrier bag of shopping into his boot. Meanwhile the taxi pickup point is totally feckin' empty....

Window down and a general enquiry of "who taught you to drive, Stevie Wonder...?". I got a cheery reply inviting me to have sex elsewhere and then he drove off.

Feckin' good job we can't buy handguns in this country.
 

ogr1

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A few weeks ago my misses and son went to visit her parents via taxi.
On the return journey home and same taxi firm, but different driver.
She informs me that the prick driving was actually watching live cricket on his phone!
She had filmed it on her own phone and showed me the footage..I went fookin ballistic.
Rang taxi firm to complain and informed them of footage and will report to police.
Rang local council to complain and to ask that this tw@ts license to be revoked.
No info for a week from either taxi firm or council, it wasn't until we threatened both
parties that the footage is going to be posted on all media platforms possible!
Only then did we get an apology from the taxi firm.
The council however were very reluctant to give more info and we eventually found out that
sim salla bin got 3 points on his license.
 
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sr71caspar

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Possible my most hated would be taxi drivers.

Driving the wife to work this morning and one of them pulled out on me unannounced. I'm doing 40 and he's got no chance. Cue a major test of the ABS, some Beaker type horn work and a nervous look in the rear view mirror to see similar heavy braking from the cars behind me.
Said cretin accelerates to a steady 20mph and I'm now in full sense of humour failure. I give him another Beaker blast but he won't speed up so I overtake and head up to the 40mph speed limit. Cue major tailgating session and air masturbation actions from said "professional". I was planning to get out and enquire after his parentage but the wife pointed out that she was about to be late for work.

So I dropped her off at work and headed for the local Tesco supermarket. Now our Tescos has a short stay dropoff and taxi pickup point 10 yards beyond the pedestrian crossing, which comes from the carpark and meets the main entrance. It has room for 4 cars. I'm following yet another taxi in when he stops suddenly on the pedestrian crossing. Once again, I'm giving the ABS and the horn some grief. He gets out, ignores me, the cars behind me and the shoppers who are now walking round his taxi on the crossing and proceeds to assist some old biddy to load her single carrier bag of shopping into his boot. Meanwhile the taxi pickup point is totally feckin' empty....

Window down and a general enquiry of "who taught you to drive, Stevie Wonder...?". I got a cheery reply inviting me to have sex elsewhere and then he drove off.

Feckin' good job we can't buy handguns in this country.
Loving the Beaker type horn work:beer-toast1::clap::clap2::eusa_dance::headbang::jump::ladiesman::neng2kb::number_one::thumbsup::thumbup:




:risas3:

:D
 

andyBeaker

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Possible my most hated would be taxi drivers.

Driving the wife to work this morning and one of them pulled out on me unannounced. I'm doing 40 and he's got no chance. Cue a major test of the ABS, some Beaker type horn work and a nervous look in the rear view mirror to see similar heavy braking from the cars behind me.
Said cretin accelerates to a steady 20mph and I'm now in full sense of humour failure. I give him another Beaker blast but he won't speed up so I overtake and head up to the 40mph speed limit. Cue major tailgating session and air masturbation actions from said "professional". I was planning to get out and enquire after his parentage but the wife pointed out that she was about to be late for work.

So I dropped her off at work and headed for the local Tesco supermarket. Now our Tescos has a short stay dropoff and taxi pickup point 10 yards beyond the pedestrian crossing, which comes from the carpark and meets the main entrance. It has room for 4 cars. I'm following yet another taxi in when he stops suddenly on the pedestrian crossing. Once again, I'm giving the ABS and the horn some grief. He gets out, ignores me, the cars behind me and the shoppers who are now walking round his taxi on the crossing and proceeds to assist some old biddy to load her single carrier bag of shopping into his boot. Meanwhile the taxi pickup point is totally feckin' empty....

Window down and a general enquiry of "who taught you to drive, Stevie Wonder...?". I got a cheery reply inviting me to have sex elsewhere and then he drove off.

Feckin' good job we can't buy handguns in this country.
ABS employed twice in one journey.


Hmmmmmmmmm.......suggests lack of road awareness??

Aggressive use of horn twice in one journey........

Road rage twice in one journey........

Just saying, like....

:p
 

Cougar377

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ABS employed twice in one journey.


Hmmmmmmmmm.......suggests lack of road awareness??

Aggressive use of horn twice in one journey........

Road rage twice in one journey........

Just saying, like....

:p
Takes one to know one.... :D
 
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