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derek kelly

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Why does it take longer for a hairdresser to style your hair than it does for a surgeon to perform open heart surgery?
 

derek kelly

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lumpy said:
your hair? man8um



No you silly Clampett, That's why the thread is addressed to the ladies, :rolleyes: My hair takes about two minutes with a hair trimmer :f
 

Jaws

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derek kelly said:
No you silly Clampett, That's why the thread is addressed to the ladies, :rolleyes: My hair takes about two minutes with a hair trimmer :f

And thats proly a nose hair trimmer !
 

derek kelly

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Both the wife and youngest daughter went to the hairdressers this afternoon, the salon is 200 yards from our house, they went in the car :eek:
When they came home they stood looking in the mirror and promptly rearranged what had just taken the hairdresser three and a half hours, and the price of a small mortgage to do :bang:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
easy answer to that Derek, dont give em any money and hide the car keys!! :dunno:
 

derek kelly

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ianrobbo1 said:
easy answer to that Derek, dont give em any money and hide the car keys!! :dunno:


I prefer a quiet life Ian, anyway daughters are buying me a scottoiler for fathers day, and Bev is getting me Chaos theory for Xbox, so let them have their hair done :}
 
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