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In the News Knife crime

Cougar377

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I'm sure there was a story in the news, a few years back, about a town somewhere in the States that introduced a local bye-law which required everyone to carry a handgun. The story goes that crime dropped dramatically.

Maybe we should introduce that here..... :2guns:
 

slim63

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Around here A&E would be full of idiots who had shot themselves in the foot, ear, or nuts most of the locals already have badly scarred faces from trying to learn to eat with a knife & fork :)
 

eddyace595

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Around here A&E would be full of idiots who had shot themselves in the foot, ear, or nuts most of the locals already have badly scarred faces from trying to learn to eat with a knife & fork :)
And you live in the posh end of the county..Imagine what its like in North Staffs :bash:
 

noobie

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Young whippa snappers, in my day you would never have seen this, we just had the mods and rockers who were known to never carry knives and never have a tussle
 

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Around here A&E would be full of idiots who had shot themselves in the foot, ear, or nuts most of the locals already have badly scarred faces from trying to learn to eat with a knife & fork :)

Darwinism in action. (y)
 

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Same as football hooligans - I'd like to see those who think it is ok to flash knives all put into one big room and left to,get on with it.

Particularly as I had a gentleman pull a knife on me as I followed him out of a bank branch I was working in after he tried to carry out a fraud. I went back inside rather rapidly....still got his car registration though:campeon:
 

slim63

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I have had a knife pulled on me twice now, the first time I took it off him & told him to feck off before it ended up his arse which he did sharpish, the second time (different fella) I took it off him, said the same but chucked it at his feet & dared him to pick it up, he consided how easy I'd took his toy away the first time, declined & made a sharp exit stage left :)
 

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I have had a knife pulled on me twice now, the first time I took it off him & told him to feck off before it ended up his arse which he did sharpish, the second time (different fella) I took it off him, said the same but chucked it at his feet & dared him to pick it up, he consided how easy I'd took his toy away the first time, declined & made a sharp exit stage left :)
So, in summary, anyone who carries a knife, is a w*nk*r?
 

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So, in summary, anyone who carries a knife, is a w*nk*r?

And a coward.
Mind you, when I was a kid it was perfectly normal to carry a folding pocketknife, no one would ever have thought to use it as a weapon. You'd probably see an armed unit appear if you did that now ....
 

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I have had a knife pulled on me twice now, the first time I took it off him & told him to feck off before it ended up his arse which he did sharpish, the second time (different fella) I took it off him, said the same but chucked it at his feet & dared him to pick it up, he consided how easy I'd took his toy away the first time, declined & made a sharp exit stage left :)
Sharp exit? F’ing genius! :risas3:
 

Pow-Lo

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And a coward.
Mind you, when I was a kid it was perfectly normal to carry a folding pocketknife, no one would ever have thought to use it as a weapon. You'd probably see an armed unit appear if you did that now ....

You might if we had any police left!
 

slim63

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And a coward.
Mind you, when I was a kid it was perfectly normal to carry a folding pocketknife, no one would ever have thought to use it as a weapon. You'd probably see an armed unit appear if you did that now ....

I have carried a penknife since I was 8 years old & still do although I have progressed to a Gerber multitool now, they are just a tool that gets used most days but I have never considered using it as a weapon despite being in some rather sticky situations over the years if fact I forget its there until I need it

I agree with andy's summery up to a point but its not the knife or carrying of it what makes the person a w**ker its the intent behind getting it out
 

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I have carried a penknife since I was 8 years old & still do although I have progressed to a Gerber multitool now, they are just a tool that gets used most days but I have never considered using it as a weapon despite being in some rather sticky situations over the years if fact I forget its there until I need it

I agree with andy's summery up to a point but its not the knife or carrying of it what makes the person a w**ker its the intent behind getting it out

By "coward" I meant anyone carrying a knife with intent. ;)
 

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I have carried a penknife since I was 8 years old & still do although I have progressed to a Gerber multitool now, they are just a tool that gets used most days but I have never considered using it as a weapon despite being in some rather sticky situations over the years if fact I forget its there until I need it

I agree with andy's summery up to a point but its not the knife or carrying of it what makes the person a w**ker its the intent behind getting it out
It’s a fine line - I tried to sell a
Multi tool in eBay and got an email from eBay telling me it was a forbidden item.
 

Pow-Lo

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It’s a fine line - I tried to sell a
Multi tool in eBay and got an email from eBay telling me it was a forbidden item.
Yet if you type Leatherman or multitool into the eBay search....................
 
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