Keir starmer

[Cougar377]

And........... breathe

That's banned too.....

 

[slim63]

My manifesto.
Cyclists to register their bikes, have them tested for road worthiness every year, & must have them insured at least third party.
New punishments for crimes.
Sex offenders & murderers, death penalty
First offence, heavy fine or Jail depending on severity
Second offence, lesson not learnt so death penalty.
Anybody who has never worked, no benefits.
Anybody who defaults on rent or mortgage given six months to repay with interest, if they fail then forfeit their home to homeless armed service, veterans.
Schools to finish at 15.30 hours Monday to Friday, 16.00 hours 14 year old & above report for litter picking & street cleaning duties twice a week.
1800 hours curfew for all school age children who have no valid reason to be out.
Mobility scooter users examined, if they can walk 50 metres then scooter confiscated & the lazy bastards made to walk.

Would love to see you in't 'ouse o commons that would really put the fox in't 'en 'ouse

 

[Me!]

My manifesto.
Cyclists to register their bikes, have them tested for road worthiness every year, & must have them insured at least third party.
New punishments for crimes.
Sex offenders & murderers, death penalty
First offence, heavy fine or Jail depending on severity
Second offence, lesson not learnt so death penalty.
Anybody who has never worked, no benefits.
Anybody who defaults on rent or mortgage given six months to repay with interest, if they fail then forfeit their home to homeless armed service, veterans.
Schools to finish at 15.30 hours Monday to Friday, 16.00 hours 14 year old & above report for litter picking & street cleaning duties twice a week.
1800 hours curfew for all school age children who have no valid reason to be out.
Mobility scooter users examined, if they can walk 50 metres then scooter confiscated & the lazy bastards made to walk.

You have 1 x vote. Don’t show weakness with your ladies ankle tho and you may have to enrol for elocution lessons.

 

[Cougar377]

you may have to enrol for electrocution lessons.

Corrected

 

[derek kelly]

That's banned too.....

Only for certain people

 

[derek kelly]

I will also ban elicution lessons

 

[derek kelly]

And elocution lessons

 

[andyBeaker]

So Keir Starmer ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE FOR THE DISMAL PERFORMANCE OF THE LABOUR PARTY YESTERDAY?

Resign....resign.......

 

[Duck n Dive]

So Keir Starmer ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE FOR THE DISMAL PERFORMANCE OF THE LABOUR PARTY YESTERDAY?

Resign....resign.......

Who gave they hit to replace him with?

 

[andyBeaker]

Who gave they hit to replace him with?

Is an English version available?

 

[Duck n Dive]

Who gave they hit to replace him with?

Bleeding spill chucker

 

[Cougar377]

Only for certain people

Bipedal carbon based lifeforms.?

 

[Duck n Dive]

So, how long until Tony Blair returns.

Tony and Peter, bet they're stage right in the wings getting ready.

Any day now the cry will go up "behind you"

 

[andyBeaker]

So, how long until Tony Blair returns.

Tony and Peter, bet they're stage right in the wings getting ready.

Any day now the cry will go up "behind you"

Noooooooooooooloooo

The man who forgot about running the country and turned the PM job into an opportunity to see how many celebrities he could get to sign his autograph book.

 

[Duck n Dive]

Noooooooooooooloooo

The man who forgot about running the country and turned the PM job into an opportunity to see how many celebrities he could get to sign his autograph book.

That's the one, suspect he sees an opportunity to take front and centre stage again.

His ego needs further massaging and allegedly his decorating bills made Boris gate look like chump change.