Don’t know why but something about him makes me want to put a brick through his face whenever he’s on the box
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Don't worry. You are normal. 
And every last one of them in the house of commons, lying, cheating, thieving, self serving, conniving bastards the lot of them
Sitting on the fence again.
Yeah, you need to be a bit clearer, Tony. Just clarify how you really feel so there’s no room for doubt
Starmer is the worst sort of opposition leader.....even when supporting the government its “I will support the government.............but......”
His favourite words when being interviewed are ‘me’ and ‘I’.
His favourite words when being interviewed are ‘me’ and ‘I’.
I don't normally let on about my voting but today I will. I'm planning to vote Yorkshire Party for mayor. I know we won't get devolution but it's a way to show my feelings towards Westminster.
You know it would be derek kelly in power don’t you?
Never mind mayor, I'd vote for for him as PM. That would set the cat amongst the pigeons (go on I'll say it, racing ones or other)
He can’t he’s got ‘ladies ankle’
That reminds me - need to set up a ‘that scares me sh*tless’ emoji
Like this one
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Not even close to being enough if Derek gets into power..!Like this one
But you’ve not seen my manifesto
Matron!
My manifesto.
Cyclists to register their bikes, have them tested for road worthiness every year, & must have them insured at least third party.
New punishments for crimes.
Sex offenders & murderers, death penalty
First offence, heavy fine or Jail depending on severity
Second offence, lesson not learnt so death penalty.
Anybody who has never worked, no benefits.
Anybody who defaults on rent or mortgage given six months to repay with interest, if they fail then forfeit their home to homeless armed service, veterans.
Schools to finish at 15.30 hours Monday to Friday, 16.00 hours 14 year old & above report for litter picking & street cleaning duties twice a week.
1800 hours curfew for all school age children who have no valid reason to be out.
Mobility scooter users examined, if they can walk 50 metres then scooter confiscated & the lazy bastards made to walk.
Cyclists to register their bikes, have them tested for road worthiness every year, & must have them insured at least third party.
New punishments for crimes.
Sex offenders & murderers, death penalty
First offence, heavy fine or Jail depending on severity
Second offence, lesson not learnt so death penalty.
Anybody who has never worked, no benefits.
Anybody who defaults on rent or mortgage given six months to repay with interest, if they fail then forfeit their home to homeless armed service, veterans.
Schools to finish at 15.30 hours Monday to Friday, 16.00 hours 14 year old & above report for litter picking & street cleaning duties twice a week.
1800 hours curfew for all school age children who have no valid reason to be out.
Mobility scooter users examined, if they can walk 50 metres then scooter confiscated & the lazy bastards made to walk.
And........... breathe