parttimepilot
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Kate Middleton, as was, asked the queen whats the secret of a long happy marriage, lizzie replied....always wear your seatbelt and dont piss me off !!!!!!!!
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Kate Middleton ( As was)
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you sick man , just wait till i see your dad 8rfl@
Kates wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom Wills helped them off.
The family heard grunting, straining, a scream and Wills say, "That was tight."
The Queen said "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, they heard Wills say, "Now for the other one." There was more grunting and straining. At last Wills said, "My God. That was even tighter."
The Duke said "That's my boy, once a sailor, always a sailor. :-0)
The family heard grunting, straining, a scream and Wills say, "That was tight."
The Queen said "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, they heard Wills say, "Now for the other one." There was more grunting and straining. At last Wills said, "My God. That was even tighter."
The Duke said "That's my boy, once a sailor, always a sailor. :-0)