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Just heard...


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Just got this in from a reliable source It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton cannot take care of, so be warned, it appears to affect those of us who were born before 1958!

Symptoms of Senile Virus
1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send to wrong person.
4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished


Is a lunp
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hehehehehe your are nearly as old as my mum! LOL LOL:m :f :yo:


old age virus

:goofy: sounds like me on a good day, or an average day"
keith 1100


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In medical terms I belive this is called Senile Dementia however I am told by a friend who was speaking to a nurse he knows that this is now deemed politically incorrect, it is now referred to as C.R.A.F.T

wait for it.

Can't remember a fooking thing.


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Fatiuos Bibertolius dont know what he`s on about, it`s his age:lol:

The silly old t$~t losing his marbles
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Hu.. Virus's....

You young uns dont know nothin about virus's.
In our days we had PROPER virus's, not like the namby pamby virus's you have now, I remember the virus of 1976,
Now that WAS a virus, the government had to have all the hands cut off the young lasses who used the new punch card machines to stop the little bugger...

kept it quiet they did,
I blame the space program, thats what caused it......

now , what was i talking about,
Oh yea, sommat to do with senile.

oh well..