Jupiter....

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by eddyace595, Oct 9, 2018.

  1. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    I built a time machine next week.
     
  2. andybirdless

    andybirdless Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    You must be having a great holiday judging by the amount of time you are in here Derek.

    Where are you, just out of interest.
     
  3. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Having a wonderful time, clear blue skies for most of the time, 36deg yesterday so I’m not in Majorca, nice gentle breeze now & then so I’m not in Florida.
    Last night stayed in hotel as there was a female comedian & a sixties night, going to one of the many seafront bars tonight where the drinks will be slightly dearer but the entertainment is free.
     
  4. andybirdless

    andybirdless Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Blackpool?

    Are you sure the 'female comedian' was, er, female??
     
  5. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member

    Take a look at this

    Do a search on Falcon X or Falcon heavy

    Nothing short of amazing



    and


     
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  6. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    She felt female when she had me groping her
     
  7. andybirdless

    andybirdless Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Not denying Blackpool then!
     
  8. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    No that’s not where I’m staying.
     
  9. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    No Blackpool but close
     
  10. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Lots of disabled people here judging by the amont of mobility scooters
     
  11. andybirdless

    andybirdless Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    That has to be Tenerife
     
  12. sr71caspar

    sr71caspar B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ Club Sponsor

    Benidorm.
     
  13. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Well done that man.
     
  14. andybirdless

    andybirdless Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    We had a really nice family holiday in Benidorm.

    In about 1972.
     
  15. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Bev & I came here about ten years ago & surprisingly enjoyed it, we always intended to come back & here we are enjoying it again.
     
  16. andybirdless

    andybirdless Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Do you still have to get to the beach at 5am to get a spot?
     
  17. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo B.I.R.D Legend Club Sponsor

    I just eat a load of chips and chocolate if I want spots.
     
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  18. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Loads of room on the beach at any time of day.
     
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  19. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Laid by the pool & felt something hit my arm, bloody seagull shit, looked like the gull must have been on a diet of guacamole & mustard, bastard managed to get three people in one strike
     
  20. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member

    If you wander up to the Beni Palace, the camp site right beside it is where we have wintered for the past few years...
    About 150 yards back towards the front, on the other side of the road, there is a big Chinese restaurant .. Worth a visit.. eat all you can for about 11 €..
    Go to the market, go across the road and turn towards the front.. Take first turn left and right there on the corner is the Penny Farthing cafe.. Gotta be the best full english available
     
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