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A duck waddles into a bar, goes up to the barman and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, sorry, we only sell drinks here."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, like I said, all we have is beer."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, I told you, WE ONLY HAVE BEER."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "FOR (beep) SAKE, WE ONLY HAVE (beep)ING BEER AND IF YOU ASK ME FOR (beep)ING BREAD ONE MORE (beep)ING TIME I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE COUNTER!!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "NO!"

Duck: "Got any bread?"
 
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