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Joke for the boys...

Biker Babe

Registered User
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man.

That's interesting. your a woman the man says.

Then the man says Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the woman replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle.

My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
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MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them. :} :}
 
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Stealthbomber

Guest
SCARY STUFF

Er........Is it......

To late to apologize for the small feet joke?:eek:


:lol:
 
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ZRX1100boy

Guest
and the unsafe, out of control, seat tooo close to wheel to be able to drive, kids in back ( poor mites ) unaware of the danger they are in, bints get cheep insurance too. Hows that then?
 
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