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Jazz child
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I think you'll find that's an oversized piano.
Totally agree. I made the mistake of allowing a burd to take me to a jazz bar once. After managing to last 15 minutes of having my ears raped by that shite, never again! It's the one of the most ghastly cacophonies of shite that is legally described as music to ever enter my ear canals. It should be banned.
Yep! Agree completely, jazz is an assault on my ears, I’ve tried to like it mainly because I love the blues with a passion and so many of my mates have said that because they are related I should like it.
No! not a chance, I’ve given it my best shot and still find it nothing more than a discordant unharmonious pile of shite.
Music should be a mood promoter and enhancer, all jazz does for me is make me want to confiscate the instruments in the interests of public mental health.
No! not a chance, I’ve given it my best shot and still find it nothing more than a discordant unharmonious pile of shite.
Music should be a mood promoter and enhancer, all jazz does for me is make me want to confiscate the instruments in the interests of public mental health.
I like jazz
I bet you read loads of jazz magazines.
That's why his hearings fecked, along with his glass eye.
I don't see Beaker sticking the pages of a Honda brochure together.
Years ago some scientists, wanting to find out the effects of LSD, did some drug experiments which involved giving it to spiders.
Not surprisingly, LSD really f*cks with a spiders ability to spin a decent web and the results were pretty dire.
Jazz is the musical equivalent.
Not surprisingly, LSD really f*cks with a spiders ability to spin a decent web and the results were pretty dire.
Jazz is the musical equivalent.
I find it amusing that you have publically stated that Metallica doesn't sound like a load of pans being kicked round the kitchen floor yet slag off jazz.
Metallica are amazing. Love them or hate them, there is no denying they are incredibly talented musicians. I consider myself highly unfortunate that I’ve only seen them live once.I find it amusing that you have publically stated that Metallica doesn't sound like a load of pans being kicked round the kitchen floor yet slag off jazz.
Jazz is a racket. Whilst I’m sure the musicians are, as individuals, talented the problems arise when they get together, and that’s exactly what they sound like. Individuals. A mob of musicians playing to their own beat, out of time and out of sync. It’s ghastly.
Take a listen to Jackson J Jackson on this short video. He will even enlighten you as to our what real jazz is
The piano coming in woke me up.
Sorry mate! But that is just pure shite, he might think he’s being all innovative and experimental but it’s still an abuse to the senses
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