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Japanese technology

derek kelly

derek kelly

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Has advanced so much in recent years that there are rumours that they have actually produced a camera with a shutter speed so fast that it can actually take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.








































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Coggy

Guest
But they're so highly prized that no one will confess to having one

(a woman with her mouth shut that is)
 
Smix

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
derek kelly said:
Has advanced so much in recent years that there are rumours that they have actually produced a camera with a shutter speed so fast that it can actually take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
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don't believe you - not possible - stop being silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p :eek:
 
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dayglow

Registered User
...you must live on fantasy island merrick belly:dunno: ...

be light years yet before that sort of technology evolves:rolleyes: ... unfortunatly:bang:

regards:yo:
nayslow
 
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Theoldgit1

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Who did they test it on? g0551p Obviously not my missus.
 
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Adam Rickenberg

Guest
Theoldgit1 said:
Who did they test it on? g0551p Obviously not my missus.
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I bet they tested it on Smix & Artemis............ w;;v

They are always gandering on about boots and sexy clothing - but no show!!! Just hot air........... Perfect for the Japs to test the camera!! d04l1ng









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ianrobbo1

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
are we sure this "picture/technology" isnt simply a case of a woman thats actually worn her mouth out and is awaiting "routine maintenance"!! :dunno: much more likely I would suggest!! :rolleyes:
 
Smix

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Adam Rickenberg said:
I bet they tested it on Smix & Artemis............ w;;v

They are always gandering on about boots and sexy clothing - but no show!!! Just hot air........... Perfect for the Japs to test the camera!! d04l1ng
Whoosh.....................
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Nah - already said it can't be true - we broke the one they tried to test - just not quick enough!!!

And - patience is a virtue - even when waiting for pics of boots and sexy clothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Adam Rickenberg

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Official reply from the Desert Dweller...

Smix....

Blowing me kisses eh?? I like!! :yo:

As for brave enuff......... see my reply to Stan & Centaur d34l

Stan & Centaur

I would love to attend the bash this year, but unfortunately two things are preventing me from attending:

1. I can't get leave at that time, and
2. (most importantly) Bert would scare the living crap out of me... coz I'd be too afraid to bend over anywhere!!! h1t1t
 
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