Here's a wee bit of good news for a change...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-51073620
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-51073620
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In the News It's not all doom and gloom
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Apparently a giant land tortoise can produce up to 25 eggs in a clutch.
If they reckon he's fathered around 800 offspring then he's had his leg over at least 32 times. If he's about 100 years old then that's an average of 3 bonks a year with an extra one every other leap year.
Thought you might like to know you're not alone.
If they reckon he's fathered around 800 offspring then he's had his leg over at least 32 times. If he's about 100 years old then that's an average of 3 bonks a year with an extra one every other leap year.
Thought you might like to know you're not alone.
Apparently a giant land tortoise can produce up to 25 eggs in a clutch.
If they reckon he's fathered around 800 offspring then he's had his leg over at least 32 times. If he's about 100 years old then that's an average of 3 bonks a year with an extra one every other leap year.
Thought you might like to know you're not alone.
Compared to the hare...250 leverets in a form, 8000 offspring, leg over at least 32 times a day....
Completely fecked and dead after 3 years.
Compared to the hare...250 leverets in a form, 8000 offspring, leg over at least 32 times a day....
Completely fecked and dead after 3 years.
Remind me to get re-incarnated as a hare. What a way to go....
Should have put a semi-colon between today and gone. Just saying like.Hare today ; gone tomorrow
Should have put a semi-colon between today and gone. Just saying like.
Sorry I can’t even speak proper England, let alone write it
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You don’t put a space before and after the semi-colon, though. If you’re going to be a pedant and pull people up on their English, you’d better get it right to behind with, William. Just sayin’, likeShould have put a semi-colon between today and gone. Just saying like.
If he's now thought to be the father of around 40% of his species, there's going to be a lot of inbreeding going on.
Looking forward to seeing a giant tortoise with webbed feet & ginger hair
Called Harry...?
Perhaps you meant "begin"? Just saying like!You don’t put a space before and after the semi-colon, though. If you’re going to be a pedant and pull people up on their English, you’d better get it right to behind with, William. Just sayin’, like
Bastard iPad auto correct!Perhaps you meant "begin"? Just saying like!
Off you go...Bastard iPad auto correct!