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Income tax for self employed

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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The government are debating the possibility of raising income tax for the self employed, no figures have been mentioned as yet.
The reasoning behind it is because they believe that many of the self employed are being economical with the truth when declaring their full earnings, and believe that as many as 48% of self employed are actually earning over twice as much as they are declaring.
 
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Smoothandquick

Guest
been on the cards for years DK

They introduced IR35 for one man Ltd companies back in 2000 - clamp down on every phooker these days...that's why I have given it up and comitted permicide.....tax tax and more tax.....no tax relief for paying your own pension or health cover...tossers.....
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and what about all those tossers claiming Income-Support this and Benefit-that yet speand all day and every day flooging stuff on ebay?

Are those "earnings" either declared to The Revenue or the Benefits Office?

I had a "discussion" last week with some dullard Biffa in Liverpool - insisted that I should sell her some fabric at HALF the price advertised !

Why? Cos I'm a single parent with three kids on Income Support

Bless

Yet she bought and sold over 400 items on ebay last month alone!!

Never mind trying to screw the Self Employed - try screwing all the other fookers that defraud the system!!





































Bollox......... I bit!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Punchy

Registered User
derek kelly said:
The government are debating the possibility of raising income tax for the self employed, no figures have been mentioned as yet.
The reasoning behind it is because they believe that many of the self employed are being economical with the truth when declaring their full earnings, and believe that as many as 48% of self employed are actually earning over twice as much as they are declaring.

So the bastids THINK that we are fiddling so lets up the tax no evidence we just THINK you are on the fiddle. I have to keep full accounts am subject to inspections at any time by the IR and Customs and Excise. I have to pay an accountant and submit books every year and pay my tax in advance in two feckin big chunks. All my income is paid by cheque so I couldnt hide one even if I wanted to without risking the wrath of the tax man.

Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhh c7u8 c7u8 :bang: :bang:
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Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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You lot are always looking at the minus's..

Flip the coin over..

Those who do not fiddle could fiddle with little fear of reprimand.. Why ?
Cos if you are taken to task the reply would simply be, yes, I am fiddling as per the govt expected me to. I am merely doing as the govt wishes me to do.
 
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Stuey

Guest
As Bert says, they would be a lot better of spending their time checking up on those bastards working for cash etc.
The number of times I've been stood at a trade counter with members of the Lancashire fire brigade with their work clothes on buying kitchen or plumbing stuff, and putting it on their own trade account, makes me fookin sick.

stu
 

Punchy

Registered User
Jaws said:
You lot are always looking at the minus's..
Flip the coin over..
Those who do not fiddle could fiddle with little fear of reprimand.. Why ?
Cos if you are taken to task the reply would simply be, yes, I am fiddling as per the govt expected me to. I am merely doing as the govt wishes me to do.

Yes but with the complete shit heads we have in Westminster will cover that with legislation to kick you in the bollocks if your caught fiddling the books.

Its like giving you a fine for drink driving because you have the opportunity to do it and get away without being stopped by plod and we think you do it anyway.

Feckin ASSHOLES
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
I would not get too worked up folks..

If it happens there is feck all anyone can do

But.......

I suspect this may fall foul of those bloody awful human rights laws so strictly adhered to by the beaurcrats of the EU..
 

Cyclops

Registered User
Jaws said:
I would not get too worked up folks..

If it happens there is feck all anyone can do

But.......

I suspect this may fall foul of those bloody awful human rights laws so strictly adhered to by the beaurcrats of the EU..



I suspect Johns right as they are making the presumption that you are guilty.
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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Excellent !! LOL !!!!!! Well done sir ! :bow: :bow:

Hook , line, sinker, rod and boat me !
 

Punchy

Registered User
Jaws said:
Excellent !! LOL !!!!!! Well done sir ! :bow: :bow:
Hook , line, sinker, rod and boat me !

Hook, line, sinker, boat, launching trailer and 4x4 for me .... cant believe I fell for it

:bang: :bang:
 
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