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if i go to sleep

Wolfie

Is a lunp
with me boots on will me feet swell up...


only asking cause i can not undo the feckin laces!!! :bang: :bang: :bang:

ps why are floors so feckin hard whne you hit them????
 

bub1664

eddie yates mate
nah mate ive slept in me boots loads of times due to not being able to undo the laces, and me feet are still the same size
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
excellent news!!!

but how long did yer nose take to stop bleeding,.........

i feckin hate my floor,,, bastid thing.


tip for all never come home pissed and sit in a feckiinturnabout chair thing, you will fall offf
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
where you get slip para bvoots from???


ps only 36 tooo0 young for slip ons
 

SILVERONE

Registered User
Wolfie said:
where you get slip para bvoots from???


ps only 36 tooo0 young for slip ons

Work ? don't yer ?

Hell f un safty, it urts when u bend down 2 tie um up.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
office boy is me.

shrit and tie job, feck i am sexy with me haircut and a tie :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

SILVERONE

Registered User
this is the way to go

Got there, T shirt :eek:
 

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Cyclops

Registered User
Wolfie said:
tip for all never come home pissed and sit in a feckiinturnabout chair thing, you will fall offf



Never mind I have the same fooken problem on bikes :rolleyes:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
silverone, i would rather smash me nose on the floor than where there abba boots :lol: :lol: :lol:

cycle clips try using them little wheels on the back that kids have, should be alright then, or better still get kenny"inspector gadjet" scotman to invent a hydraulic set that allow you to lean the bike as well. :beer: :beer:
 
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Coggy

Guest
Wolfie said:
with me boots on will me feet swell up...


only asking cause i can not undo the feckin laces!!! :bang: :bang: :bang:
So get someone to take them off before you go to sleep...
:-:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
NOT a good idea to wake my missies up when she is fast asleep.......anyways the sex is better this way ssshhhhh %$fan %$fan %$fan
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Wolfie said:
only asking cause i can not undo the feckin laces!!! :bang: :bang: :bang:

You sorted yet Mate ???? :dunno:

If not.....take a ferkin' knife to the laces and buy a new pair in the morning !!! :beer:
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
Boots on/

tell me you didn't get into bed with the wife looking for sex with your boots on! c7u8 :t
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
and me jeans, they would not go over the boots, did manage to wake up with one boot off and jeans pant around me ankles :lol: :lol:

she aint talking to me at the moment :lol: :lol:
 
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Coggy

Guest
Wolfie said:
NOT a good idea to wake my missies up when she is fast asleep.......anyways the sex is better this way ssshhhhh %$fan %$fan %$fan
Best learn to tie your shoes properly with bows then they'll undo easily then
c7u8
 
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