• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

How many times~~~~~~~?

Fat Bert

Registered User
How many times have you heard.............

"...suddenly this dick in a truck pulled out in front of me" ?????

Hmmmm...............

























































knob.jpg
 

Punchy

Registered User
Things quiet are they Bert.....

That one must have been posted every year for the past four years....

Still as they say the old ones are the best


g0551p
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

I wuz abart to say...


I'll be round to kick yer ed in in an hour then. Coz I know where yas lives...................

Then I saw the pic......ROFL

What I want to know is... how did he manage to model my dick so closely for size?????...
I wish...LOL

2nd thoughts... No I dont...

No point in havin such a huge car if you only have small garages to put it in...:blush:

Liked it, even if it waz old..

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
ha ha Rolfy

Rolfy Dave said:
I wuz abart to say...


I'll be round to kick yer ed in in an hour then. Coz I know where yas lives...................

If you think you're hard enough!!

Better be quick though cos I aint living here for too much longer

ROFLMAO!!!!!
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
Fat Bert said:
If you think you're hard enough!!

Better be quick though cos I aint living here for too much longer

ROFLMAO!!!!!
Good job I gotta kwik "Blue" bird then eh ???

Where ya off to now then ??? (Not Wales ??... They do a crap bacon & cheese buttie there)

Best to you & the family.

Rolfy
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Rolfy~~~~

Rolfy Dave said:
Good job I gotta kwik "Blue" bird then eh ???

Where ya off to now then ??? (Not Wales ??... They do a crap bacon & cheese buttie there)

Best to you & the family.

Rolfy


More fooking miles away from Kiddy the better!!



C'mon bite ya bastid!! LOL



Ooops - better be careful - Reefer [Site Admin] has just logged on - might get BANNED LOL
 
M

marcella

Guest
Fat Bert said:
If you think you're hard enough!!

Better be quick though cos I aint living here for too much longer

ROFLMAO!!!!!
dont worry bert, a couple of pints and a good blether and im sure our stan will point the way:t :}
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Noooooooooo

Not Stan - the Tom-Jones-Lookalike-Karate-Kick-Boxing-Kareoke-Queen?



Why?











Why?












Why?



































DELILAH
 
M

marcella

Guest
cant have you knocking tom jones now bert:t any body who gets damp knickers thrown at him when hes over 60 deserves our respect:p
didnt know stan studied kick boxing? that being the case take a tip from me mate,,,,,,make sure your always able to buy your round:}
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
marcella said:
any body who gets damp knickers thrown at him when hes over 60 deserves our respect:p



My Dad wouldn't have agreed when he was in the Old peoples home
 
Top