How man Valentines Cards did you get~~??

[fat bert]

I just got one......
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Inside it said "We love You - now pay up"
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Bugger

 

[birdinflight]

haven't got anything yet............

not seen Derek today.........but will see him this evening!!!

But then I think his Grandaughter is coming for a couple of hours and then theres shopping to do and then, theres dinner.........hmm...........next year??????

 

[richard]

Yup i got the same one as you Bert please give us copious ammounts of cash NOW bastids





:B :B

 

[Bubba]

Didnt get any!!! No cards either!:B :B :B

 

[Jaws]

Hah !!! Beat you all..
I got two. Mind you they were cleverly disguised as requests for Bash tickets :}

 

[Inspector]

Just the one

:cry: uke:

 

[fat bert]

Inspector~~

Take it you're into Anorxeic wemon then?? LOL

Bugger - gotta sort out thsi Dyslixia business :B :B :f

 

[richard]

I Bet she Bangs like a shit house door in the wind..............



:cry: :cry: :cry:

 

[ianrobbo1]

do what ??

bangs like a shithouse door in the wind???
i'td have to be a bloody hurrucain, geesus h chrisp you could slap her arse ind get sea sick on the ripples,

 

[Ian]

where is her arse?!!

 

[richard]

ROTFLMAO

 

[Bubba]

where is her arse?!!

Jus' roll her in Flour and aim fer the wet bit!