What the ? How do some people manage to survive - part 2

[Pow-Lo]

This one left me speechless!



This was at 0600 Wednesday morning. Reading through the posts, turns out the stupid cow was alone in the house with her two young kids. Some twat, either drunk, on drugs or both, hammering on her door and howling through her letterbox. She doesn’t know him. Any person with more than half of one brain cell would call Dibble. Not this moron, oh no, not a chance. What does she do? Post it straight on f’ing shitbook!

Three hours later, Dibble arrive and cart yer man away. After the usual ‘you ok, hun’ posts, turns out one of her neighbours called the police.

Seriously. How the fuck do some people make it through the day? More to the point, why was this fuckwit allowed to breed?

I despair. I really do.

 

[andyBeaker]

I was in awe at those driving at 70mph+ and tailgating on the m25 this morning in the biblical storm while I drove in lane 1 at 30mph/35mph with the other people with at least one brain cell.

I wish I had those driving skills.

 

[derek kelly]

Bev’s friend Val (rip) phoned Bev once & told her she’d received a phone call from a stranger & the guy said “I can see you from here” val replied “where are you?” Guy, “not telling you unless you tell me what colour knickers you’re wearing” val, “I’m not sure, I’ve had them on all day” apparently the call went on for twenty minutes, wtf didn’t she just hang up?

 

[andyBeaker]

Bev’s friend Val (rip) phoned Bev once & told her she’d received a phone call from a stranger & the guy said “I can see you from here” val replied “where are you?” Guy, “not telling you unless you tell me what colour knickers you’re wearing” val, “I’m not sure, I’ve had them on all day” apparently the call went on for twenty minutes, wtf didn’t she just hang up?

did she tell you what colour they were?

 

[derek kelly]

If I’d asked she’d have shown me