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Homes under the hammer

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by derek kelly, Jan 14, 2020.

  1. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Couple of Solicitors claim they can’t afford a house in their preferred area, bought a wreck for £800,000 & they have a budget of £300,000 to do it up, get fucking real with your jobs & that budget you can afford to live in most places.
    Don’t plead poverty when you can afford more than most people in the Country.
     
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  2. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    A grey palette seems to be on trend.
     
  3. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    Poverty is relative it seems
     
  4. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Where was it??
     
  5. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Somewhere in rip off London.
     
  6. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    I surprised they could find anything worthwhile for £800k in the affluent part of the country that props the rest up.
     
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  7. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Corrected for you, no need to thank me.
     
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  8. Minkey

    Minkey Ok it was me Club Sponsor

    Grey is definitely the in colour
     
  9. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Not according to Estate agents, the in colour apparently is white.
     
  10. ianrobbo1

    ianrobbo1 good looking AND modest Club Sponsor

    Unfortunately the dicks in charge seem to think £111.000 is the average income nowadays, possibly why they all seem to live on a different planet!!
     
  11. Me!

    Me! Utterly retired Club Sponsor

    The great South. We succeed and prosper down here. We have even managed to kick out fatty Powlo.
     
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  12. JayTee

    JayTee Well-Known Member Club Sponsor

    Yes, but pity poor Wales and when we thought it couldn’t suffer any more :couch:.
     
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  13. Me!

    Me! Utterly retired Club Sponsor

    Sales in the pie shop will quadruple overnight!
     
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  14. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    I think the operative word is "deported". Bloody immigrant. :D
     
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  15. JayTee

    JayTee Well-Known Member Club Sponsor


    Apparently by Welsh law they all at some time have to come to the green and pleasant land that is England, something to do with missionary work I am informed by my Neath connection. Personally I don’t think that is strictly true more to do with not being able to renew the visa :).
     
  16. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    I thought it was to introduce them to the social graces associated with having a 2 legged partner. :lupie:
     
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  17. JayTee

    JayTee Well-Known Member Club Sponsor

    Aaaah but you have to remember I live in North Devon, so a few customs and practices may, I said may have made it across the Bristol Channel “ahemm” :rolleyes:
     
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  18. ogr1

    ogr1 Sex Engineer Club Sponsor

    Thank feck for the Watford gap.
     
  19. JayTee

    JayTee Well-Known Member Club Sponsor

    That reminds me of a lass years ago, that was her nickname :gaysex:. Do yer know her?
     
  20. Pow-Lo

    Pow-Lo I am Grasshopper! Club Sponsor

    It’s actually ‘repatriated’. And you can sod off, porridge breath! You’re a fine one to talk about immigrants :asz:
     

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