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JayTee

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Nah. There is a thing called a She Wee. My missus carries one with her when we're out walking and she gets caught short.
I still remember the girl that walked into the blokes urinal area at a Monsters of Rock festival back in the 80's and took her turn to piss.
Quite impressive, it was. Certainly drew a crowd.
Two questions.
1 Did she?.........asking for a certain somebody.
2 How far could she get it up the wall ?
 

andyBeaker

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Talking of hoarding, did anyone hear about the fruit loop that had 220 tins of tuna stashed away?
 

Cougar377

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Two questions.
1 Did she?.........asking for a certain somebody.
2 How far could she get it up the wall ?
1. Yes, but she was about 6ft tall and very butch.
2. No wall, just portable urinals surrounded by a 4ft windbreak (hence the crowd).
 
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