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Hi-tech beermats for 21st Century

Punchy

Registered User
At last no more going to the bar for a refill :beer:

Cheers, I'll have a refill.
An intelligent beermat that alerts the bartender that your glass is empty could feature in pubs of the future.

Like an ordinary mat, it absorbs drips; but the gadget also has hidden sensors.

The device will detect the weight of the drink above it, working out how much is left before sending a signal to the bar for a refill.............


By Alison Ross
BBC News

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4298344.stm
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
Clever Roy

But.....what if you have just pulled and are fookin off??? :dunno:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
and will what you've drunk be recorded for use later by who ever wants to know your "habits" ie prospective employers, the "goverment" :eek: will it tell the "puter" in your car how much you've had, and then the cops!!!or worse still the wife!! :eek: yep the list is endless,!! funny how bars DONT put beer mats out now because of H&S issues!! where will they have gone?? :dunno:
AH!! progress :bang:
 
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NoBBy

Guest
Another reason to justify charging a fortune for Beer.

I don?t want hi tech in a pub. I want it old fashioned, not recreated oldie worldly shit. Nothing like an old pub that?s how it always used to be. But don?t forget, good real ales.

Remember going in a pub in Union Mills years ago. There were no pumps on the bar at all, flag floor and benches to sit on. Landlord asked what you wanted then filled a jug up straight out of the barrel then filled your glasses, bliss :p
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
One man's meat Nobby

Flat as a witch's tit....eeeuuuugggghhhhh :puke: Not keen on lager (except with a curry) but like a good head on my beer.
 
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Coggy

Guest
ianrobbo1 said:
funny how bars DONT put beer mats out now because of H&S issues!! where will they have gone?? :dunno:
AH!! progress :bang:
What on earth are the Health and Safety issues with beer mats???
:bang: :bang: :bang:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
bar towels and ashtrays all fall under the same shit, no ashtrays on bar tops no bar towels cos they may be filthy etc, my mistake in putting beer MATS however many of the big "chains" witherspoons etc DONT use beer MATS, and that was the reason I was given when I asked for one :blush: soz for the error!! :f
 
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