Have a bitch Happy New Year

[Oldandbald]

I am sure I'm not alone in hating new years eve. The night on which my normally law abiding and civil neighbours have a drink or two. When in fact they are shit at it and should be banned from alcohol at all times. They then think it's ok to invite everybody in for a drink and then play loud music and send off fireworks until they finally fall over in a puddle of their own vomit around 2 the following morning. If you are going to behave that way then at least have the decency to learn the words of Auld Lang Syne.

I hate the fact that people wish everybody in their address book a happy new year when the truth is that anybody who actually knows me would be aware that I'm never that fucking happy.

The local pubs which I support all year, or used to, suddenly think it's ok to charge twenty quid to get in just because they have put some plates of ebola flavoured nibbles on the bar. Well it's fucking not.

And the local taxi drivers, who again I make great use of during the year, increase the charge to run me home from a tenner to fifty quid. I know they are working on new years eve and all that crap but the truth is they made that decision so don't take it out on me.

My plans this year? Put a bit of extra 2 stroke oil in the strimmer and then tackle the grass verges out the front. At 7 o clock tomorrow morning.

Happy new year.

 

[Jaws]

We long since gave up on going out new years eve..
We have our evening planed.
A bottle of scotch, bottle of white rum, card games..
At midnight we will go out the front to greet all our neighbours who do more or less the same as us..
Watch the firework display ( organised event ), then back i doors, finish off with 3's and 5's domino game to decide who makes the tea and clears up.. then bed

 

[jerryt]

Me! Up at three in the morning for work! I'll try not to to make much noise! Happy new year!

 

[Pow-Lo]

Might watch a James Bond film and then go to bed when the F.O. starts kicking in. Never been a fan of New Year since I got out of my teens. Over-rated and twenty times the price to do stuff that we take for granted on any weekend night. Load of ol' bollocks.

 

[Cougar377]

We long since gave up on going out new years eve..
We have our evening planed.
A bottle of scotch, bottle of white rum, card games..
At midnight we will go out the front to greet all our neighbours who do more or less the same as us..
Watch the firework display ( organised event ), then back i doors, finish off with 3's and 5's domino game to decide who makes the tea and clears up.. then bed

I didn't know that Age Concern did New Years eve gigs....

 

[andyBeaker]

Bugger all chance of being disturbed by the neighbours where we are spending New Year.

This is the view from our bedroom window......

 

[Jaws]

I didn't know that Age Concern did New Years eve gigs....

Bastards kicked me out of the club... told me to come back when I acted my age... looked around and couldn't see anywhere they could put a coffin so I fucked off

 

[Jaws]

Bugger all chance of being disturbed by the neighbours where we are spending New Year.

This is the view from our bedroom window......

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you need a nice drone you do

 

[Oldandbald]

Bugger all chance of being disturbed by the neighbours where we are spending New Year.

This is the view from our bedroom window......

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Broadmoor does look particularly nice at the moment.

 

[Oldandbald]

you need a nice drone you do

Thought you were out buggering about on the Severn bridge this morning?

 

[Squag1]

Word of warning.
Famine imminent- went to get something for the dinner - queues a mile long in supermarket

 

[Cougar377]

you need a nice drone you do

I think that wooden thing at the bottom of the picture is the latest Welsh model.

 

[noobie]

Bugger all chance of being disturbed by the neighbours where we are spending New Year.

This is the view from our bedroom window......

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Trouble is, Andy lives on the south coast (close to France apparently) so whilst that ^^ maybe the picture from one bedroom window, look out of the other bedroom window and you see this

 

[Minkey]

Happy New Year to everyone in this mad house and a big thanks to the people who keep this forum going. great 2019 to all

 

[Jaws]

Thought you were out buggering about on the Severn bridge this morning?

Not me mate.. some other fat bald old geezer

 

[andyBeaker]

Trouble is, Andy lives on the south coast (close to France apparently) so whilst that ^^ maybe the picture from one bedroom window, look out of the other bedroom window and you see this

Do,try and keep up......

 

[Pow-Lo]

Well, those Romanian Steak and Kidney Lock Openers next door to me were at it with loud music from 1600 on NYE until 0800 on NYD. The only way we could get some sleep was by using ear plugs, despite us telling them to crank that shit down. Absolute wankers.

When they'd all gone to bed next morning, they were treated to a nice little mix of Five Finger Death Punch, Papa Roach, Snowgoons and Eminem from my sound system.

 

[Oldandbald]

Well, those Romanian Steak and Kidney Lock Openers next door to me were at it with loud music from 1600 on NYE until 0800 on NYD. The only way we could get some sleep was by using ear plugs, despite us telling them to crank that shit down. Absolute wankers.

When they'd all gone to bed next morning, they were treated to a nice little mix of Five Finger Death Punch, Papa Roach, Snowgoons and Eminem from my sound system.

You do realise that you can just open up the electric box and yank the main fuse out. That shuts the fuckers up. It's not theft if you give it back to them in the morning.

 

[Pow-Lo]

You do realise that you can just open up the electric box and yank the main fuse out. That shuts the fuckers up. It's not theft if you give it back to them in the morning.

Now there's a thought.......................

 

[Squag1]

Now there's a thought.......................

And throw it away...