• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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andyBeaker

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Nope.. it was someone you lot do not know.. A fully paid up member that has only made two posts in all the time he has been on here !



Depends how perverted or desperate you are



Nope.. that was a couple of years ago :)



Right area but a bit bigger :)



Naaaaaa.. Prefer the damp stained carpet ! ( actually we have posh cushioned vinyl :) )




And we have a winner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep.. shiny black one with hologram type thingy of a wolf and native American chief on the lid
I'm lost for words.

Chavness of the highest order.
 

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And you needed neoprene gloves to fit a bog seat?:nusenuse:
 

Jaws

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And you needed neoprene gloves to fit a bog seat?:nusenuse:
Not really needed I spose, but given I was dealing with rusty bolts, a very small enclosed space ( the bowl is partially enclosed at the back ) and I do not deal well with other peoples doings, for me the answer is yes..

I have worked on 'live' radar that has a kicker voltage of 30kV going to the anode of the klystron... not every one would do that without big thick rubber gloves..We are all different and so are our comfort zones :)
 

Me!

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With this and central heating you’ll be the King of Norfolk. You could sell some land to Beaker ?
 

Jaws

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With this and central heating you’ll be the King of Norfolk. You could sell some land to Beaker ?
What would he do with 65 acres of arable land ?? !!
 

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Why do I feel I have to agree with Beaker for once..... bang some factories up for the workers !
 

Jaws

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Absolutely NO chance..... If you think that gimme a shout and you can have it cheap !!
 

andyBeaker

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How about a picture to show how chavvy the bog seat is then?

Maybe even a poll?
 

Jaws

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Get planning and sell higher
Far better men than me have tried for the past 30 years.. There is no possibility of getting any variance on the lands existing use
 

Jaws

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How about a picture to show how chavvy the bog seat is then?

Maybe even a poll?
Picture... not great because the picture is made up of lines which the camera sees but the human eye does not

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andyBeaker

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In fact it is worse than chavvy...it is totally, 100% dreadful
 

Jaws

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I was right then!
Surely that is an opinion ? It might or might not be right... It certainly does not 'fit' the OED definition..

" an informal British derogatory, meaning "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes"

While I do thank you for thinking me young, I have never worn a toilet seat.. They may be common apparel among your cronies ( if they are as weird as you portray your self ), but in this part of the world it would be viewed as eccentric ..... to put it mildly
 
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Me!

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This is Norfolk after all. Now....the factories....
 

andyBeaker

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Surely that is an opinion ? It might or might not be right... It certainly does not 'fit' the OED definition..

" an informal British derogatory, meaning "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes"

While I do thank you for thinking me young, I have never worn a toilet seat.. They may be common apparel among your cronies ( if they are as weird as you portray your self ), but in this part of the world it would be viewed as eccentric ..... to put it mildly
Why do you smell of piss then?
 

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Nope.. it was someone you lot do not know.. A fully paid up member that has only made two posts in all the time he has been on here !



Depends how perverted or desperate you are



Nope.. that was a couple of years ago :)



Right area but a bit bigger :)



Naaaaaa.. Prefer the damp stained carpet ! ( actually we have posh cushioned vinyl :) )




And we have a winner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep.. shiny black one with hologram type thingy of a wolf and native American chief on the lid

Another white man crapping all over the Indians! :rolleyes:
 
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