You'll like this Guess the pressy !

[Jaws]

Today I donned the neoprene gloves and fitted the pressy my daughter bought us for Christmas

Can you work out what it was..
If you want to ask a question, I will only answer with a yes or no

 

[sr71caspar]

Is it your very own colostomy bag?

 

[Jaws]

Is it your very own colostomy bag?

Errmmm.. no !

 

[Me!]

Hmm neoprene gloves on.....

XL Butt plug?

 

[andyBeaker]

An enema?

 

[Squag1]

Friend or enema

 

[johnboy]

something for the van?

 

[Jaws]

no no and no !!!!!

 

[Jaws]

something for the van?

Believe it or not, no

 

[johnboy]

Is it in the house?

 

[Jaws]

Is it in the house?

Yes

 

[johnboy]

Were the neoprene gloves necessary, would any gloves do?

 

[Jaws]

For me yes, neoprene or some sort of rubber gloves were needed

 

[Cougar377]

Are you putting blonde highlights in...?

 

[Jaws]

Are you putting blonde highlights in...?

in WHAT !!! my chest hair ???? Feck all left on me head !

So no is the answer

 

[Cougar377]

in WHAT !!! my chest hair ???? Feck all left on me head !

So no is the answer

I hear doing your pubes is going to be big this year....

 

[Jaws]

I hear doing your pubes is going to be big this year....

Last time I saw my pubs was about 15 years ago... I really MUST diet ...............

 

[Quiney]

Upgrade to the old crapper?

 

[johnboy]

Were chemicals involved?

 

[andyBeaker]

Pipe freezing kit?